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Rosemary, a young secretary, dreams of a future living with Finch, a window cleaner.
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New Rochelle, New Rochelle, That's the place where the mansion will be For me and the darling bright young man I've picked out for marrying me.
He'll do well, I can tell. So it isn't a moment too soon To plan on my life in New Rochelle, The wife of my darling tycoon.
I'll be so happy to keep his dinner warm While he goes onward and upward; Happy to keep his dinner warm Till he comes wearily home from down town.
I'll be there waiting until his mind is clear While he looks through me, right through me; Waiting to say, "Good evening, dear. I'm pregnant. What's new with you from down town?"
Oh, to be loved by a man I respect; To bask in the glow of his perfectly understandable neglect. Oh, to belong in the aura of his frown--darling busy frown. Such heaven--
Wearing the wifely uniform While he goes onward and upward. Happy to keep his dinner warm Till he comes wearily home from down town.

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Lily, who is married, flirts with a thief at a nightclub.
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THE WIFE: (sung) Friday night down on Houston, In a spot called Bamboo Jack’s, Everyone was doin’ the mambo And drinkin’ Golden Cadillacs. Sally was there with her Daddy. But Daddy was in a funk ‘Cause Sally met up with and took a shine To a hunk from East Podunk. And Daddy cried, “Hey, Whatcha doin’ watcha doin’? What’s he got I don’t got? All I see’s American cheese. He’ll melt when you get hot.”

And Sally said: “I see what I wanna see. I know what I wanna know. I don’t need you To tell me what’s true If you don’t like it, Daddy, You can blow, blow, blow, blow, blow!”

Saturday night at the same place. They roll up the bamboo rug. Everyone was doin’ the limbo, Except Sally and her Podunk Plug. Seems he took a shine to some chicken Shakin’ her tom-tom-tom. Sally saw that and—guacamole— She exploded like the hydrogen bomb.

She cried, “Hey, hey watcha doin’ watcha doin’? What’s she got that I lack? That chicken is thin And meaner than sin And uglier than Bamboo Jack!”

The Husband/The Band: (sung) And he said!

The Wife: (sung) “I see what I wanna see I know what I wanna know. I don’t need you To tell me what’s true If you don’t like it, baby, You can blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow!

I see what I wanna see I know what I wanna know I don’t need you To tell me what’s true – If you don’t like it baby baby baby baby ba-ba-baby you can blow!”

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KIsmJ4M7iM

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Daisy Gamble, a quirky girl, describes her gardening talents and psychic abilities.
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DAISY Talk to flower right here?
DR. MARK You haven't got a thing to fear.
DAISY What if someone should see?
DR. MARK There's no one here but you and me.
DAISY You mean talk just as if they were in this ground. Ok, but please turn around, turn around...
Hey buds below ... up is where to grow Up with which below can't compare with. Hurry - it's lovely up here...
Life down a hole takes an awful toll, What with not a soul there to share with. Hurry - it's lovely up here!
Wake up, bestir yourself, It's time that you disinter yourself You've got a spot to fill - a pot to fill And what a gift package of shower, sun and love You'll be met above everywhere with, Fondled and sniffed by millions who drift by, Life here is rosy - if you're a posy Hurry it's lovely here!
Hey, rhododend! Courage, little friend. Ev'rything'll end rhododandy. Hurry! It's lovely up here! Climb up geranium, it can't be fun subterran-ium On the exterior, it's cheerier RSVP peonies, pollinate the breeze, Make the queen of bees hot as brandy Push up azalea, don't be a failure!
Come up and see the hoot we're giving! Come up and see the grounds for living! Come poke your head out! Open up and spread out! Hurry it's lovely here!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZryZu7fLrM

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Fay tells her friend Teddy about how much she loves to flirt.
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If you wanna know why I've a roving eye When another cute guy passes there, I just wanna try before I buy The bargains and husbands ready-to-wear.
'Cause a man isn't like an expensive sweater Or department-store dress on the rack. If you wrap him up and take him home,
And then find something better, Nobody, but nobody, will take him back.
So I'm shopping around, Just looking, Where men are concerned, I'm just shopping around.
A girl must compare Men for wear and for tear Before she buys.
If she wants the best, Then she just has to test All kinds of merchandise.
So while I'm still young, I'm testing. Don't wanna get stung, No, sir, not little me.
There's no guarantee On a bridegroom-to-be, So if you want the best to be found, You gotta keep shopping, Leisurely shopping, Not buying, Just shopping around.

You don't buy the first pair of shoes from the clerk, You don't buy perfume till you spray it. You don't buy a clock till you're sure it will work, You don't buy a piano till you play it. A new vacuum cleaner may be a sensation, But ladies, always get a free trial demonstration.

So while there's a chance, I'm sampling, I'm taking romance In the smorgasbord way. From the last organ note, Love is all table d'hote,

So you must choose the best to be found. That's why I keep shopping, Leisurely shopping, Not buying, Just shopping around.

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Rosemary, a young secretary, dreams of a future living with Finch, a window cleaner.
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New Rochelle, New Rochelle, That's the place where the mansion will be For me and the darling bright young man I've picked out for marrying me.
He'll do well, I can tell. So it isn't a moment too soon To plan on my life in New Rochelle, The wife of my darling tycoon.
I'll be so happy to keep his dinner warm While he goes onward and upward; Happy to keep his dinner warm Till he comes wearily home from down town.
I'll be there waiting until his mind is clear While he looks through me, right through me; Waiting to say, "Good evening, dear. I'm pregnant. What's new with you from down town?"
Oh, to be loved by a man I respect; To bask in the glow of his perfectly understandable neglect. Oh, to belong in the aura of his frown--darling busy frown. Such heaven--
Wearing the wifely uniform While he goes onward and upward. Happy to keep his dinner warm Till he comes wearily home from down town.

Watch / Listen


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePPgEdclgoA

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