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Context & Lyrics


Mitch, the Comfort Counselor, commends the last audience member for making it this far in the Bee.
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MR. PANCH (spoken) I’m sorry. You missed the silent q.
MITCH My friend you will be missed But now go with dignity This ends but first on our list You can go with pride
You’ve been the best looking dude we’ve had all day You’re a real smart dude as well Now go home and spell Give you squeeze some affection Come on make a connection Spell with patience and care That dude is my prayer
BOY SPELLERS Goodbye
GIRL SPELLERS Goodbye
BOY SPELLERS Goodbye
GIRL SPELLERS Goodbye
BOY SPELLERS Goodbye, Goodbye
GIRL SPELLERS Goodbye
BOY SPELLERS Goodbye
GIRL SPELLERS Goodbye
SPELLERS Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye,
Goodbye, Goodbye
MITCH Whoa! All you need Is strength to pretend it’s no big deal
Try to look like you don’t care Try not to cry lord In front of your brother Don’t embarrass your mother
ALL Not your mother
MITCH Make your exit with care That is my prayer Goodbye, Goodbye
ALL Goodbye, Goodbye Bye, bye, bye Whomever Goodbye, Goodbye Goodbye, Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye
MITCH Goodbye (spoken) Whomever!
ALL Goodbye!

Watch / Listen


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9oPIKKri8U

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Context & Lyrics


Mitch, the Comfort Counselor, commends the last audience member for making it this far in the Bee.
View Lyrics
MR. PANCH (spoken) I’m sorry. You missed the silent q.
MITCH My friend you will be missed But now go with dignity This ends but first on our list You can go with pride
You’ve been the best looking dude we’ve had all day You’re a real smart dude as well Now go home and spell Give you squeeze some affection Come on make a connection Spell with patience and care That dude is my prayer
BOY SPELLERS Goodbye
GIRL SPELLERS Goodbye
BOY SPELLERS Goodbye
GIRL SPELLERS Goodbye
BOY SPELLERS Goodbye, Goodbye
GIRL SPELLERS Goodbye
BOY SPELLERS Goodbye
GIRL SPELLERS Goodbye
SPELLERS Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye,
Goodbye, Goodbye
MITCH Whoa! All you need Is strength to pretend it’s no big deal
Try to look like you don’t care Try not to cry lord In front of your brother Don’t embarrass your mother
ALL Not your mother
MITCH Make your exit with care That is my prayer Goodbye, Goodbye
ALL Goodbye, Goodbye Bye, bye, bye Whomever Goodbye, Goodbye Goodbye, Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye
MITCH Goodbye (spoken) Whomever!
ALL Goodbye!

Watch / Listen


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9oPIKKri8U

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