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Context & Lyrics


Frederic, an ex-pirate who has just returned to the normal world, begs for a group of maidens to take pity on him.
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FREDERIC Oh is there not one maiden breast, Which does not feel the moral beauty. Of making worldly interest, Subordinate to sense of duty.
Who would not give up willing
All matrimonial ambitions? To rescue such a one as I
From his unfortunate position? From his position. To rescue such a one as I
From his unfortunate position!

DAUGHTERS Alas, there's not one maiden breast, Which seems to feel the moral beauty. Of making worldly interest, Subordinate to sense of duty.

FREDERIC Oh is there not one maiden here Whose homely face and bad complexion, Have caused all hope to disappear Of ever winning mans affection

To such a one if such there be I swear by heavens arch above you if you will cast your eyes on me However plain you'll be I'll love you, However plain you'll be.

If you will cast your eyes on me However plain you'll be I'll love you, I'll love you. I'll love, I'll lo-o-ove you.

DAUGHTERS Alas there's not one maiden here Whose homely face and bad complexion has caused all hope to disappear Of ever winning mans affection

FREDERIC Not one?

DAUGHTERS No, no not one.

FREDERIC Not one?

DAUGHTERS No, no.

MABEL Yes, one!

DAUGHTERS 'Tis Mabel!

MABEL 'Tis Ma-a-a-bel!

Watch / Listen


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-D4yVtU0JE

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Context & Lyrics


Frederic, an ex-pirate who has just returned to the normal world, begs for a group of maidens to take pity on him.
View Lyrics
FREDERIC Oh is there not one maiden breast, Which does not feel the moral beauty. Of making worldly interest, Subordinate to sense of duty.
Who would not give up willing
All matrimonial ambitions? To rescue such a one as I
From his unfortunate position? From his position. To rescue such a one as I
From his unfortunate position!

DAUGHTERS Alas, there's not one maiden breast, Which seems to feel the moral beauty. Of making worldly interest, Subordinate to sense of duty.

FREDERIC Oh is there not one maiden here Whose homely face and bad complexion, Have caused all hope to disappear Of ever winning mans affection

To such a one if such there be I swear by heavens arch above you if you will cast your eyes on me However plain you'll be I'll love you, However plain you'll be.

If you will cast your eyes on me However plain you'll be I'll love you, I'll love you. I'll love, I'll lo-o-ove you.

DAUGHTERS Alas there's not one maiden here Whose homely face and bad complexion has caused all hope to disappear Of ever winning mans affection

FREDERIC Not one?

DAUGHTERS No, no not one.

FREDERIC Not one?

DAUGHTERS No, no.

MABEL Yes, one!

DAUGHTERS 'Tis Mabel!

MABEL 'Tis Ma-a-a-bel!

Watch / Listen


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-D4yVtU0JE

♬ Browse All Songs

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