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Antipholus of Syracuse sings as the Sergeant drags him off to jail. Come with me
Where the food is free
Where the landlord never comes near you
Be a guest in a house of rest
Where the best of fellows can cheer you.
There's your own little room
So cool, not too much light
Where you're one man for whom
No wife who waits up at night
When day ends
You have lots of friends
Who will guard you well while you slumber
Safe from battle and strife
Safe from the wind and gale
Come with me to jail
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After Jenny breaks off with the man that Joe thought she would leave him for, Joe sings of his affection for Jenny.You are never away From your home in my heart;
There is never a day When you don't play a part
In a word that I say, Or a sight that I see.
You are never away
And I'll never be free.
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When I was very young,
I had a perfect life.
My Pa a perfect husband and my Ma a perfect wife.
And everyday my life went by so perfectly?
I made a perfect plan,
I dreamed some perfect dreams.
But now I look around, my dreams are splitting at the seams!
I made one big decision and now look at me?
When I do something wrong I do it perfectly?
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Berthe, Pippin's grandmother, reminds him to worry less and live a little. BERTHE
When you are as old as I, my dear
And I hope that you never are
You will woefully wonder why, my dear
Through your cataracts and catarrh
You could squander away or sequester
A drop of a precious year
For when your best days are yester
The rest'er twice as dear....
What good is a field on a fine summer night
If you sit all alone with the weeds?
Or a succulent pear if with each juicy bite
You spit out your teeth with the seeds?
Before it's too late stop trying to wait
For fortune and fame you're secure of
For there's one thing to be sure of, mate:
There's nothing to be sure of!
Oh, it's time to start livin'
Time to take a little from this world we're given
Time to take time, cause spring will turn to fall
In just no time at all....
I've never wondered if I was afraid
When there was a challenge to take
I never thought about how much I weighed
When there was still one piece of cake
Maybe it's meant the hours I've spent
Feeling broken and bent and unwell
But there's still no cure sole heaven-sent
As the chance to raise some hell
Everybody....
ALL
Oh, it's time to start livin'
Time to take a little from this world we're given
Time to take time, cause spring will turn to fall
In just no time at all....
BERTHE Now, Sages tweet that age is sweet
Good deeds and good work earns you laurels
But what could make you feel more obsolete
Than being noted for your morals?
Give me a man who is handsome and strong
Someone who's stalwart and steady
Give me a night that's romantic and long
And give me a month to get ready
Now I could waylay some aging roue
And persuade him to play in some cranny
But it's hard to believe I'm being led astray
By a man who calls me granny
ALL
Oh, it's time to start livin'
Time to take a little from this world we're given
Time to take time, for spring will turn to fall
In just no time at all....
BERTHE
So when the drearies do attack
And a siege of the sads begins
I just throw these regal shoulders back
And lift these noble chins
Here is a secret I never have told
Maybe you'll understand why
I believe if I refuse to grow old
I can stay young till I die
Now, I've known the fears of sixty-six years
I've had troubles and tears by the score
But the only thing I'd trade them for
Is sixty-seven more...
ALL
Oh, it's time to start livin'
Time to take a little from this world we're given
Time to take time, for spring will turn to fall
In just no time at all....
BERTHE
Oh, it's time to start livin'
Time to keep takin' from this world we're given
You are my time, so I'll throw off my shawl
And watching your flings be flung all over
Makes me feel young all over
ALL
In just no time at all!
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Sarah Crewe vents her frustration about her caretaker Miss Minchin. I don’t want to go along with the crowd
Don’t want to live life under a cloud
Give me some air and space
And sun on my face
I want to live out loud
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Lily, who is married, flirts with a thief at a nightclub. THE WIFE: (sung)
Friday night down on Houston,
In a spot called Bamboo Jack’s,
Everyone was doin’ the mambo
And drinkin’ Golden Cadillacs.
Sally was there with her Daddy.
But Daddy was in a funk
‘Cause Sally met up with and took a shine
To a hunk from East Podunk.
And Daddy cried, “Hey, Whatcha doin’ watcha doin’?
What’s he got I don’t got?
All I see’s
American cheese.
He’ll melt when you get hot.”
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Julia, a waitress, sings about how she can't wait to get married. (Spoken)
JULIA
Did you see the bride?
She looks so perfect.
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This is sung as the actress Marguerite is giving her final performance before marrying Percy. Listen to me, I have beautiful dreams I can spin you
Dreams to linger within you
Close your eyes and we’ll ride my carousel
I’ll sing you stories of lovers whose love used to fill me
And the lovers who will be
For, you see, love is one thing I do well
Come, let’s believe love can be just as sweet as it seems
Let’s live on dreams!
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Kate, Queenie's friend, reveals that she knows that Black is trying to use her, but she doesn't mind. KATE
Black is a moocher
And I like it like that
Three-pocket-poocher
And I like it like that
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Queenie, a showgirl, welcomes guests to a huge promenade. QUEENIE
Hello kids!
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A woman sings a tongue-in-cheek tribute to her boyfriend, a jazz bassist. My scattered life had no foundation
Couldn't seem to find my space
Then all at once came inspiration
Now i'm back on base.
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The Mad Hatter raves on about how she wants to rule Wonderland. Well Hello, there, it's me
With how it's gonna be,
Settle down and listen up good.
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Daisy Gamble, a quirky girl, describes her gardening talents and psychic abilities. DAISY
Talk to flower right here?
DR. MARK
You haven't got a thing to fear.
DAISY
What if someone should see?
DR. MARK
There's no one here but you and me.
DAISY
You mean talk just as if they were in this ground.
Ok, but please turn around, turn around... Hey buds below ... up is where to grow
Up with which below can't compare with.
Hurry - it's lovely up here...
Life down a hole takes an awful toll,
What with not a soul there to share with.
Hurry - it's lovely up here!
Wake up, bestir yourself,
It's time that you disinter yourself
You've got a spot to fill - a pot to fill
And what a gift package of shower, sun and love
You'll be met above everywhere with,
Fondled and sniffed by millions who drift by,
Life here is rosy - if you're a posy
Hurry it's lovely here!
Hey, rhododend! Courage, little friend.
Ev'rything'll end rhododandy.
Hurry! It's lovely up here!
Climb up geranium, it can't be fun subterran-ium
On the exterior, it's cheerier
RSVP peonies, pollinate the breeze,
Make the queen of bees hot as brandy
Push up azalea, don't be a failure!
Come up and see the hoot we're giving!
Come up and see the grounds for living!
Come poke your head out!
Open up and spread out!
Hurry it's lovely here!
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Fay tells her friend Teddy about how much she loves to flirt. If you wanna know why I've a roving eye
When another cute guy passes there,
I just wanna try before I buy
The bargains and husbands ready-to-wear.
'Cause a man isn't like an expensive sweater
Or department-store dress on the rack.
If you wrap him up and take him home, And then find something better,
Nobody, but nobody, will take him back. So I'm shopping around,
Just looking,
Where men are concerned,
I'm just shopping around.
A girl must compare
Men for wear and for tear
Before she buys.
If she wants the best,
Then she just has to test
All kinds of merchandise.
So while I'm still young,
I'm testing.
Don't wanna get stung,
No, sir, not little me. There's no guarantee
On a bridegroom-to-be,
So if you want the best to be found,
You gotta keep shopping,
Leisurely shopping,
Not buying,
Just shopping around.
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Ella, a chimney sweeper, is magically turned into the movie star Passionella. Look at me I am gorgeous.
I am absolutely gorgeous.
There's this avalanche of beauty in one woman and I'm it.
Ahh.
Oh look at the way all of the parts fit together.
Stunning.
See the way my nose stopped running.
I was positive this creature was there inside here ol' me.
All bottled up waiting to get free.
Now I see the real me.
Look at this, look at that.
Look at those, let me just feel me.
Beautiful, glamorous, radiant, ravishing.
Look at the hair.
Look at this shape.
Look everywhere.
I am such a divine me.
Every studio will sign me.
My cup runneth over.
Whoever saw such a complete wow!
Nobody will say no to me now.
No one, is as, gorgeous, as.
Me-Ahhhhhhh.
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The cabbie Hildy Esterhazy tries to seduce the sailor Chip and brags about her talents. HILDY:
Oh, I can cook, too, on top of the rest,
My seafood's the best in the town.
And I can cook, too.
My fish can't be beat,
My sugar's the sweetest around.
I'm a man's ideal of a perfect meal
Right down to the demi-tasse.
I'm a pot of joy for a hungry boy,
Baby, I'm cookin' with gas.
Oh, I'm a gumdrop,
A sweet lollipop,
A brook trout right out of the brook,
And what's more, baby, I can cook!
Some girls make magazine covers,
Some girls keep house on a dime,
Some girls make wonderful lovers,
But what a lucky find I'm.
I'd make a magazine cover,
I do keep house on a dime,
I make a wonderful lover,
I should be paid overtime!
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Antipholus of Syracuse sings as the Sergeant drags him off to jail. Come with me
Where the food is free
Where the landlord never comes near you
Be a guest in a house of rest
Where the best of fellows can cheer you.
There's your own little room
So cool, not too much light
Where you're one man for whom
No wife who waits up at night
When day ends
You have lots of friends
Who will guard you well while you slumber
Safe from battle and strife
Safe from the wind and gale
Come with me to jail
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Antipholus of Syracuse sings as the Sergeant drags him off to jail.
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You'll never have to fetch the milk Or walk the dog at early dawn There's no -"Get up- you're late for work!" While you rest in the pearly dawn You're never bored by politics You're privileged to miss a row Of tragedies by Sophocles And diatribes by Cicero
Your brother's wife will never come On Sunday noon to bring to you Her little son who plays the lute, Her little girl to sing to you
You can commit you little "sins" And relatives won't yell "Fie!" You needn't take the annual trip To the oracle at Delphi You snore and swear and stretch and yawn In this, your strictly male house
The only way that sinners go to Heaven Is in the jail house!
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After Jenny breaks off with the man that Joe thought she would leave him for, Joe sings of his affection for Jenny.
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You're the smile on my face, Or a song that I sing; You're a rainbow I chase On a morning in Spring; You're a star in the lace Of a wild willow tree, In the green leafy lace Of a wild willow tree.
But tonight you're no star, Nor a song that I sing. In my arms where you are, You are sweeter than Spring;
In my arms where you are Clinging closely to me, You are lovelier by far, Than I dreamed you could be. You are lovelier, my darling Than I dreamed You could be!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNs_hKoWONQ [post_title] => You Are Never Away [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => open [post_password] => [post_name] => you-are-never-away [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2018-10-17 01:36:04 [post_modified_gmt] => 2018-10-17 05:36:04 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => http://theatrenerds.com/?post_type=audition_songs&p=7587 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => audition_songs [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw ) [2] => WP_Post Object ( [ID] => 7463 [post_author] => 733 [post_date] => 2017-03-07 17:47:12 [post_date_gmt] => 2017-03-07 22:47:12 [post_content] => ♬ BUY Digital Sheet Music ♬ BUY Vocal Book
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My big mistake, Roping you in. I got my wish, Now I can't win. I thought once I caught you you'd quit your roamin' But I'm the one who's caught in a world I'm not at home in!
My big mistake, Thinking you'd change. Fancyin' life Home on the range. 'Cause I like days, I'll carefully reckon You live life from second to second Yet just touch me, and there's no other choice I'd make I love my big mistake!
I like days, I'll carefully reckon You live life from second to second Yet just touch me, and there's no other choice I'd make? I love my big mistake!
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Berthe, Pippin's grandmother, reminds him to worry less and live a little.
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Sarah Crewe vents her frustration about her caretaker Miss Minchin.
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Don’t want to be alone in the crowd Don’t want to seem peculiar and proud I need to be as free As I know how to be I want to live out loud
Every day – sleep, walk, lock, step No one dares to stray Though they may – straightlaced, shamefaced Long to break away They’re as lonely as can be Is that what they want from me?
I don’t want to go along with the crowd Don’t want to live life under a cloud Give me some air and space And sun on my face I want to live out loud
Don’t want to be alone in the crowd Don’t want to seem peculiar and proud Nobody wants me here But I won’t be disappear I want to live out loud
I want to run down an open shoreline I want to join in a moonlit dance I want to swing from the branches of a tree I wanna bathe in a hidden inlet And let the breeze come and dry my hair I want the life they took away from me
If they makes me headstrong – fine! That’s a fault I’m glad is mine.
I don’t want to go along with the crowd Don’t want my spirit broken and bowed Why do I have to hide what I’m feeling inside I want to live out loud
Don’t want to be alone in the crowd I only want what I’m not allowed Give me the wings of a bird I’ll be seen and be heard
I want to sing when my heart is full I want to sing and I want to fly I want to soar the sky without a cloud I want to live out loud.
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Lily, who is married, flirts with a thief at a nightclub.
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And Sally said: “I see what I wanna see. I know what I wanna know. I don’t need you To tell me what’s true If you don’t like it, Daddy, You can blow, blow, blow, blow, blow!”
Saturday night at the same place. They roll up the bamboo rug. Everyone was doin’ the limbo, Except Sally and her Podunk Plug. Seems he took a shine to some chicken Shakin’ her tom-tom-tom. Sally saw that and—guacamole— She exploded like the hydrogen bomb.
She cried, “Hey, hey watcha doin’ watcha doin’? What’s she got that I lack? That chicken is thin And meaner than sin And uglier than Bamboo Jack!”
The Husband/The Band: (sung) And he said!
The Wife: (sung) “I see what I wanna see I know what I wanna know. I don’t need you To tell me what’s true If you don’t like it, baby, You can blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow!
I see what I wanna see I know what I wanna know I don’t need you To tell me what’s true – If you don’t like it baby baby baby baby ba-ba-baby you can blow!”
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Julia, a waitress, sings about how she can't wait to get married.
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HOLLY I know. Don’t you hate her?
JULIA Hate her? She’s so happy!
(Sung) She turns around And she meets his gaze The lights are dim, There’s a smoky haze They share a smile And a secret wave It’s a moment built to save They start to move Across the floor The room is frozen, Wanting more The happy couple on display With nothing standing In their way It’s so romantic I could die Right here and now It’s gonna be that way for us I know somehow Someday when it’s me I’ll know our love Was meant to be Not one single complication Or cause for hesitation Someday when the dream Is coming true All you’ll need is me And all I’ll need is you
(Spoken) HOLLY Julia, take that veil off!
JULIA Okay!
(Sung) They stop and pose For a photograph He jokes around Just to make her laugh The room is full, But they’re all alone They have a language All their own And I’m so jealous I could cry And yet I know It won’t be long Before you say We’re good to go Someday when it’s me I’ll know our love Was meant to be Not one single complication Or cause for hesitation Someday when the dream Is coming true All you’ll need is me And all I’ll need is you I know not every marriage Lasts when things go bad I’ve seen the warning signs I call them “Mom” and “Dad” But soon you’ll take my hand And pledge your love to me Till then I’ll just get married vicariously
JULIA & WOMEN Someday when it’s me I’ll know our love Was meant to be
JULIA Not one single complication Or cause for hesitation Someday when the dream Is coming true
WOMEN Is coming true
JULIA All you’ll need is me
WOMEN All you’ll need is me
JULIA & WOMEN And all I’ll need is you!
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This is sung as the actress Marguerite is giving her final performance before marrying Percy.
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In my dreams such beautiful lovers have found me Storybook lovers surround me Nothing is real, but I’m flying, sighing Where, where, where is my storybook ending? Why does my golden pretending Leave me with nothing to hold but my dreams? Oh, is it only in dreams that we find our ideal love? Are there lovers with real love? If you know how to feel love, show me now Ah, but my prince, if you can’t be as sweet as you seem I’d rather dream
Come and wake me! Come be the love I can hold now Storybook love leaves me cold now Show me the way to stop dreaming There is only one perfect storybook ending That is the end of pretending That is the moment I say, love me now!
Et sur mon manege, l’amour toujours est chantant De mes reves, c’est le commencement Et j’espere une fin heureuse Mais la fin de l’histoire ne vient pas tres doucement Pour l’histoire, il faut faire semblant Certes je n’embrasse que mes reves Seuls mes reves!
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Kate, Queenie's friend, reveals that she knows that Black is trying to use her, but she doesn't mind.
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I like him the way that he is He is no’innocent And Christ. He’s guilty where it counts I use him daily in increasin’ amounts And I like it like that Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh And I like it like that Mmmhm mmmhm’ I like it like
In the morning light when he rubs his beard Then he touches me; In the afternoon. when he draws my bath Then undresses me; Come round curtain time, when he spends my dough Then he cheats on me; Come the quarter-moon; when he drinks too much Then he cries for me; Breaking a stray in ain’t so hard; Had ta teach him to play in my backyard
Black is a liar And I like it like that Thinks with his wire And I like it like that I’m in for the thrill of the kill’ If I can’t have him Then nobody will.
All I need what I need
Kate I need to feel his touch
All I need I need
Kate I need to feel his sex
All I need to feel your sex I need to hear your name I need your fire I need your breath I need your lust Lust! Lust! Lust!
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Queenie, a showgirl, welcomes guests to a huge promenade.
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Welcome to my party Glad you stumbled in Welcome to my party (Baby where’s the ice?) Who here’s up for dancin’? Who here’s new? Welcome to my party
(to Dolores) Who the hell invited you?
You’re here because you love me. Don’t I know it? Yeh I know. You’re here because you love me And cuz the booze is cheap And the lowdown’s low.
Welcome to my party. You know what I need Queenie’s up for jazzin’ Queenie’s up for anything Tonight!
I gotta get my engines smokin’ I need it bad and God I need it more I needa lot of friendly strokin’ There ain’t no heaven And there ain’t no hell No turnin’ back Daddy lock the door! Welcome!
The creatures of the night Have come here to play We don’t need the light And we don’t like the day People like us Gotta jazz till we drop Cuz people like us We don’t know when to stop-
I know how to party show ya how it’s done I’ll teach you how to party Where the hell’s my ice? You’ll remember this one Queenie’s guarantee Welcome to my party Wanna get creamed? Wanna get juiced? Wanna get wild? Follow me! Follow me! Follow me!
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A woman sings a tongue-in-cheek tribute to her boyfriend, a jazz bassist.
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My baby plays a line that subtle Yet it makes the strongest case An argument with no rebuttal Got me back on base.
When his fingers touch my strings I tingle to my teeth I seem to sing the wildest things When he is underneath.
The only worm that's in this eden The only snag in all this lace Is where i stand ain't easy reading When he's back on base.
(scat)
At times he seems a bit elusive Way off in his private place I guess he can't be mine exclusive When he's back on base.
He's got eyes for something tall So maybe i should go Then once more my defences fall When he gets down below oh oh oh oh oh oh
So what if he don't feel like talkin' I'll just let him play his ace And let his fingers do the walkin' 'Til i'm back on...
Always back on... So happy back on base. (scat) We make sweet music when we're both back on base
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The Mad Hatter raves on about how she wants to rule Wonderland.
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The old Hatter is gone But the Hat must go on Worn by me, is that understood?
So shut up and tow the line, While I redefine How this all will be mine.
I have a dream, It's got a full head of steam!
What is true what is not Can both change in a shot And people, me, I couldn't care less.
'Cause in two seconds flat Livin' under my hat Is the strategy for success.
I will look the other way When you want to play Something more than croquet. You catch my drift? My little personal gift!
I'm the Mad Hatter Come and follow me, this is it. The Mad Hatter, All you gotta do is submit.
And if you don't my friend, Well then in the end, There'll be nothing left to defend. Know what I mean? When you are facing the Queen.
Uppercase, double-spaced Everyone gets a taste, And a brand new leather hat band.
But to participate, Let me reiterate You must first put me in command.
I'm the wonder, understand, Under Wonderland, Put the reigns in my hand. I'll do the rest, As soon as you've acquiesced!
I'm the Mad Hatter Offering a little bit more. The Mad Hatter, Giving you what you're looking for.
I am your best worst case For the choice you face, And the fastest rat in the race! It's me or the queen And her serene guillotine.
There is nothing I won't do, There is nothing too taboo, I will lie, I will cheat, I will track you down And then hit delete tout suite!
So sweetie let me repeat... I'm the Mad Hatter, Lend allegiance while you still can, The Mad Hatter More than just a Hat with a plan.
I am where you belong, The right kind of wrong, And I'll still be going real strong!
The bottom line Is everything will be fine. As all the planets align, It's gonna be so divine. When all of this will be MINE!!
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Daisy Gamble, a quirky girl, describes her gardening talents and psychic abilities.
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Fay tells her friend Teddy about how much she loves to flirt.
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You don't buy the first pair of shoes from the clerk, You don't buy perfume till you spray it. You don't buy a clock till you're sure it will work, You don't buy a piano till you play it. A new vacuum cleaner may be a sensation, But ladies, always get a free trial demonstration.
So while there's a chance, I'm sampling, I'm taking romance In the smorgasbord way. From the last organ note, Love is all table d'hote,
So you must choose the best to be found. That's why I keep shopping, Leisurely shopping, Not buying, Just shopping around.
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Ella, a chimney sweeper, is magically turned into the movie star Passionella.
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The cabbie Hildy Esterhazy tries to seduce the sailor Chip and brags about her talents.
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'Cause I can bake, too, on top of the lot, My oven's the hottest you'll find. Yes, I can roast too, My chickens just ooze, My gravy will lose you your mind. I'm a brand new note On a table d'hote, But just try me? la carte. With a single course You can choke a horse. Baby, you won't know where to start! Oh, I'm an hors d'oeuvre, A jelly preserve, Not in the recipe book, And what's more, baby, I can cook!
Baby, I'm cookin' with gas. Oh, I'm a gumdrop, A sweet lollipop, A brook trout right out of the brook, And what's more, baby, I can cook!
Some girls make wonderful jivers, Some girls can hit a high "C", Some girls make good taxi drivers, But what a genius is me. I'd make a wonderful jiver, I even hit a high "C", I make the best taxi driver, I rate a big Navy "E"!
'Cause I can fry, too, on top of the heap, My Crisco's as deep as a pool. Yes, I can broil, too, My ribs get applause, My lamb chops will cause you to drool. For a candied sweet Or a pickled beet, Step up to my smorgasbord. Walk around until You get your fill. Baby, you won't ever be bored! Oh, I'm a pat? A marron glac? A dish you will wish you had took. And what's more, baby, I can cook!!
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Antipholus of Syracuse sings as the Sergeant drags him off to jail.
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You'll never have to fetch the milk Or walk the dog at early dawn There's no -"Get up- you're late for work!" While you rest in the pearly dawn You're never bored by politics You're privileged to miss a row Of tragedies by Sophocles And diatribes by Cicero
Your brother's wife will never come On Sunday noon to bring to you Her little son who plays the lute, Her little girl to sing to you
You can commit you little "sins" And relatives won't yell "Fie!" You needn't take the annual trip To the oracle at Delphi You snore and swear and stretch and yawn In this, your strictly male house
The only way that sinners go to Heaven Is in the jail house!
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