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Madame Arcati summons the spirit of Charles' late wife, Elvira.
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*missing beginning lyrics*
You'd better love me while you may Tomorrow I may fly away I want your gentle touch Your continental touch Your elemental touch You want me too Oh, I know that you do
You'd better love me while I'm here I have been known to disappear So, don't let this miracle melt away The clock ticks fast above me If you think fondly of me You'd better love me while you may

I want your gentle touch Your continental touch Your elemental touch You want me too Oh, I know that you do

You'd better love me while I'm here I have been known to disappear So, don't let this miracle melt away The clock ticks fast above me If you think fondly of me You'd better love me while you may

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZdsluVHnWI

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Gladys and the other nightclub dancers entertain their patrons.
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My life had no color
Before I met you What could have been duller
The times I went through You weakened my resistance
And colored my existence I'm happy, and unhappy too
I'm a red hot Mama
But I'm blue for you I get purple with anger
At the things you do And I'm green with envy
When you meet a dame But you burn my heart up
With an orange flame.
I'm a red hot mama
But you white and cold Don't you know your Mama
Has a heart of gold. Though we're in those grey clouds
Someday you see That terrific rainbow
Over you and me.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LOXXwhS2ow

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Michelle shines on stage while trying to restore her popularity.
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The little old lady sat on the porch of the farm-house. The little old lady rocked back and forth and crocheted. "Oh, listen to the cricket, look at the rooster, smell the hay," I told her. "And see the pretty little egg that the hen just laid."
The little old lady took off her glasses and squinted. And how she responded literally had me floored. She said: "It's to meet someone who appreciates The beauty that nature initiates." It's sweet to hear, but me, my dear, I'm truly bored.
I miss those city lights, those sparkling city lights, Those twinkling city lights blurring my eyes. I love those city lights, the color of city sights That shine under city lights tinting the skies.
New mown hay gives me hay fever. There's the rooster, where's my cleaver? So laid back, my mind might crack, And when the thresher's up my pressure's up. City lights, oh, I long for those city lights, The bulbs of those beaming brights beckoning me there. Be there.
Take the crickets and go shove 'em, Urban crises, how I love 'em! Grime and grit and pretty city lights.
Walking lanes to pick a daisy, That could drive a person crazy. Home-made bread lies here like lead, And Polly's peach preserves-- Oh, please, my nerves!
City lights, how I long for those city lights, The bulbs of those beaming brights beckoning me there. Be there.
Sties and stables sure are smelly, Let me sniff some Kosher deli, Brightly lit by pretty city lights.
Pluck your lilies of the valley, Let me sally up some alley Dimly lit by pretty city lights.
Country air means zilch to me, I won't breathe nothing I can't see. So let me quit and hit those pretty city lights. Hit them city lights! Love them city lights!
Fairs and socials ain't no pluses, I saw more on cross-town buses Brightly lit by pretty city lights. Hold that udder and churn that butter, Me, I'd rather shoot some gutter Dimly lit by pretty city lights.
Slop those sows, go on and fill your pails, Honey, just let me plant my buns down in Bloomingdales. Yes, let me quit and hit those pretty city lights. Love them city lights!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT5vlv-2564

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At the musical's opening, Frenchy and the girls perform for their male patrons.
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Sister Robert Anne, a nun who traded fame for the convent, sings about her love for the stage.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7V4h_N6sZY

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After Michael criticizes Agnes’ expensive shopping habits, the wife contemplates being a saucy divorcee.
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That pompous, pompous, pompous, pompous ass!! Now's the time for that hat. The one I've been saving for all these years.

An eighty-five dollar hat! What do you think of that! Thirteen feathers of the pigeon family! And a bird of paradise plume!

I hid this hat for four whole years. In this great big box at the foot of the bed - Right here in this very same room! But now, my spouse, it's out of the box, And I'm gonna tell you what; If I am going to go to pot - This pot is gonna be HOT!

Say - who's that racy, middle-aged lady, Peeking underneath her veil? Why, don't you know? That's Flaming Agnes. (Her husband up and left her)

Who's that pale, available matron? Underneath the peacock's tail? Why, can't you guess? That's Flaming Agnes. (Emancipated lady!)

Used to find her sittin' in the kitchen. Mousy housewife was her name. But the day her husband up and left her - Agnes started to flame!

Now they say that nothing can save her - And they blame her husband for the blazing shame of Flaming Agnes! (vulgar dance) Fresh!

Used to find her tendin' to the kiddies; Up to here in Cream of Wheat! But the day her husband up and left her, That's the day that Agnes turned the heat one! Now she flames from night till early mornin'! While he slaves to raise the alimony He must pay, to Flaming Agnes!

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Lucy the Slut makes her seductive entrance at a nightclub show.
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LUCY: I can make you feel special When it sucks to be you. I can make you feel special For an hour or two.
Your life's a routine that repeats each day. No one cares who you are or what you say. And sometimes you feel like you're nobody, But you can feel like somebody with me.
PRINCETON: Wow!
LUCY: Yeah, they're real. When we're together the earth will shake And the stars will fall into the sea. So come on, baby, let down your guard.
When your date's in the bathroom, I'll slip you my card. I can tell just by looking that you've got it hard For me! For me! For me! For me! For me! For me!
I can tell just by looking that you are especially hard for me!
 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzgW_4_3q3M

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Madame Arcati summons the spirit of Charles' late wife, Elvira.
View Lyrics
*missing beginning lyrics*
You'd better love me while you may Tomorrow I may fly away I want your gentle touch Your continental touch Your elemental touch You want me too Oh, I know that you do
You'd better love me while I'm here I have been known to disappear So, don't let this miracle melt away The clock ticks fast above me If you think fondly of me You'd better love me while you may

I want your gentle touch Your continental touch Your elemental touch You want me too Oh, I know that you do

You'd better love me while I'm here I have been known to disappear So, don't let this miracle melt away The clock ticks fast above me If you think fondly of me You'd better love me while you may

Watch / Listen


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZdsluVHnWI

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