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Mendel makes a clumsy and offbeat marriage proposal to Trina.JASON (spoken) This is how you make a marriage proposal.
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Whizzer comes to terms with his lack of feelings for Marvin. I don't look for trouble
I do not accept blame
I've a good and a bad side
But they're one and the same
Ask me to arouse you
I will rise and obey
These are the games I play
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Trina is struggling to cope with Whizzer's mysterious illness. TRINA
I was sure growing up I would live the life
My mother assumed I'd live
Very Jewish, very middle-class, and very straight
Where healthy men stayed healthy men
And marriages were long and great
I smile
I don't complain
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Mendel makes a clumsy and offbeat marriage proposal to Trina.JASON (spoken) This is how you make a marriage proposal.
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Context & Lyrics
Mendel makes a clumsy and offbeat marriage proposal to Trina.
View Lyrics
MENDEL I love you dear. I think you're swell. You're never near me close enough to tell If I'm delightful or not.
I need your wrist. I praise your thigh. There's not a guy, There's not a piece of paper, There's not a man in pants Who could love you the same as I!
Oftentimes, lovers are crazy people. Sometimes they kill each other. Just like a biblical brother Did to his biblical brother Back in biblical times.
TRINA Biblical times?
MARVIN Biblical times?
MENDEL Uh, biblical times.
Oh, those' biblical times! I love your eyes. I love your face. I want you by my side to take my place If I get sick or detained.
Don't brush your hair, you?re perfect. Don't start to cry. There's not a guy, There's not a horse or zebra, There's not a giant man Who could love you the same as I!
Forget that giant man, He won't love you the same as I! I'm not a giant man, But I'll love you until, Love you until, I die!
Watch / Listen
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Context & Lyrics
Whizzer comes to terms with his lack of feelings for Marvin.
View Lyrics
I screw every morning Then bathe and drink tea I been playing canasta Disasta-rously All my recreation seems to suit me okay These are the games I play
It's tough with love Love's tough to show Let me face the music It's a song that I was waiting to hear so long So long ago
I bet on the horses I die by degree I am sure his divorce is A tribute to me Ask me if I love him It depends on the day These are the games I play
It's tough, my friend Love's looking strong Play again the music It's a song that I been waiting to hear For much to long Years, years too long
It hurts not to love him It hurts when love fades It's hard when part of him Is off playing fam'ly charades
Ask me if I need him Get him out of my way These are These are the games These are the games These are the only games I play
Watch / Listen
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Context & Lyrics
Trina is struggling to cope with Whizzer's mysterious illness.
View Lyrics
I'm trying to keep sane as the rules keep changing Families aren't what they were Thank God there's a husband and a child whom I adore But then there's more So many more There's always more
Life is never what you planned Life is moments you can't understand And that is life I'm plain I don't astound
I hold to the ground As the ground keeps shifting Keeping my balance square Trying not to care about this man who Marvin loves But that's my life He shared my life Yes, that's my life
Life is never what you planned Life is moments you can't understand And that is life
Holding to the ground As the ground keeps shifting Trying to keep sane As the rules keep changing Keeping up my head As my heart falls out of sight Everything will be all right Everything will be all right
Watch / Listen
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Context & Lyrics
Mendel makes a clumsy and offbeat marriage proposal to Trina.
View Lyrics
MENDEL I love you dear. I think you're swell. You're never near me close enough to tell If I'm delightful or not.
I need your wrist. I praise your thigh. There's not a guy, There's not a piece of paper, There's not a man in pants Who could love you the same as I!
Oftentimes, lovers are crazy people. Sometimes they kill each other. Just like a biblical brother Did to his biblical brother Back in biblical times.
TRINA Biblical times?
MARVIN Biblical times?
MENDEL Uh, biblical times.
Oh, those' biblical times! I love your eyes. I love your face. I want you by my side to take my place If I get sick or detained.
Don't brush your hair, you?re perfect. Don't start to cry. There's not a guy, There's not a horse or zebra, There's not a giant man Who could love you the same as I!
Forget that giant man, He won't love you the same as I! I'm not a giant man, But I'll love you until, Love you until, I die!
Watch / Listen
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