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When I was very young,
I had a perfect life.
My Pa a perfect husband and my Ma a perfect wife.
And everyday my life went by so perfectly?
I made a perfect plan,
I dreamed some perfect dreams.
But now I look around, my dreams are splitting at the seams!
I made one big decision and now look at me?
When I do something wrong I do it perfectly?
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Lisa, a homeless woman asks for money. Pennies or nickels or dimes.
We live in perilous times.
I don't ask you to treat me nice
I'm not asking for pleasant conversation.
I'm not asking for paradise.
All I'm asking for is change.
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Berthe, Pippin's grandmother, reminds him to worry less and live a little. BERTHE
When you are as old as I, my dear
And I hope that you never are
You will woefully wonder why, my dear
Through your cataracts and catarrh
You could squander away or sequester
A drop of a precious year
For when your best days are yester
The rest'er twice as dear....
What good is a field on a fine summer night
If you sit all alone with the weeds?
Or a succulent pear if with each juicy bite
You spit out your teeth with the seeds?
Before it's too late stop trying to wait
For fortune and fame you're secure of
For there's one thing to be sure of, mate:
There's nothing to be sure of!
Oh, it's time to start livin'
Time to take a little from this world we're given
Time to take time, cause spring will turn to fall
In just no time at all....
I've never wondered if I was afraid
When there was a challenge to take
I never thought about how much I weighed
When there was still one piece of cake
Maybe it's meant the hours I've spent
Feeling broken and bent and unwell
But there's still no cure sole heaven-sent
As the chance to raise some hell
Everybody....
ALL
Oh, it's time to start livin'
Time to take a little from this world we're given
Time to take time, cause spring will turn to fall
In just no time at all....
BERTHE Now, Sages tweet that age is sweet
Good deeds and good work earns you laurels
But what could make you feel more obsolete
Than being noted for your morals?
Give me a man who is handsome and strong
Someone who's stalwart and steady
Give me a night that's romantic and long
And give me a month to get ready
Now I could waylay some aging roue
And persuade him to play in some cranny
But it's hard to believe I'm being led astray
By a man who calls me granny
ALL
Oh, it's time to start livin'
Time to take a little from this world we're given
Time to take time, for spring will turn to fall
In just no time at all....
BERTHE
So when the drearies do attack
And a siege of the sads begins
I just throw these regal shoulders back
And lift these noble chins
Here is a secret I never have told
Maybe you'll understand why
I believe if I refuse to grow old
I can stay young till I die
Now, I've known the fears of sixty-six years
I've had troubles and tears by the score
But the only thing I'd trade them for
Is sixty-seven more...
ALL
Oh, it's time to start livin'
Time to take a little from this world we're given
Time to take time, for spring will turn to fall
In just no time at all....
BERTHE
Oh, it's time to start livin'
Time to keep takin' from this world we're given
You are my time, so I'll throw off my shawl
And watching your flings be flung all over
Makes me feel young all over
ALL
In just no time at all!
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Ruth describes her offbeat, nearly affection-less relationship with her husband.
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The tomboy Molly Tobin proclaims her desire to learn to read, write, and find a rich husband. I'm goan' to learn to read and write,
I'm goan' to see what there is to see,
So if you go from nowhere
On the road to somewhere
And you meet anyone
You know it's me.
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Dolores Dante is a waitress who boasts the joys of her job. There's some as don't care
When they put down a plate
There's a sound
Not with me
When they move a chair
It'll scrape with a grate
On the ground
Not with me
I will have my hand right when I place a glass
Notice how I stand right as customers pass
Serve a demi-tass with a gesture so gentile
Or do it again 'til
It's near oriental
Da da da da dum dum
It's an art it's an art
To be a fine waitress
To see that you pleasure each guest
There's a twist to my wrist
If I let a fork drop
Or cut up a porkchop
Or serve a New York chop
It all needs be stylish and smart
That's what makes it an art
I remember one day
As I do now and then I had shakes
And down I went
There with my tray
Full of seven prime tenderloin steaks
And down I went
But I kept my poise - not one guest heard me fall
Never made a noise - not one noise food and all
If you have to crawl you give 'em what they like
You carry your tray like
It's almost ballet-like
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
It's an art, it's an art
To be a fine waitress
Each evening I treasure the test
Though my chef may be deaf
I stay diplomatic
If I give him static
He might burn the haddock
Or put too much salt in a tart
Even that is an art
Tips? HA!
Tips are important
For people like captains and barmen
For them it's a tips, see?
For me, I'm a gypsy
Just toss me a coin
And I suddenly feel like I'm Carmen
So on through the ulcer
The backache, the hot, sweaty feet
On you go
Through, "Is your knife dull, sir?"
And, "Madam wants what with her meat?"
On you go
Two AM approaches, the curtains descend
There among the roaches my act's at an end
Every night I tend to find myself crying
There's no work so trying
Or so satisfying
I tell everybody that I'm a waitress and I'm proud.
Somebody comes up to me and says, "Hey you're terrific.
How come you're just a waitress?" Ya know what I say to them?
I say, "Why? Don't you think you deserve to be served by me?"
It's an art
GUESTS
Miss!
WAITRESS
It's an art
GUESTS
Miss!
WAITRESS
To be a great waitress
GUESTS
Please take care of this
WAITRESS
To do without leisure or rest
GUESTS
Could we have our check please?
WAITRESS
So I zoom
GUESTS
Miss!
WAITRESS
Through the room
GUESTS
Miss!
WAITRESS
With a flair no one else has
GUESTS
Bring some more of these
WAITRESS
An air no one else has
I swear no one else has
My lilt
GUESTS
Miss!
WAITRESS
When I say
GUESTS
Miss!
WAITRESS
"A la carte"
GUESTS
And another order to go
WAITRESS
You can see it gives me a glow
GUESTS
My plate, miss!
My cup, miss!
WAITRESS
Ev'ry time I prove I'm a pro
GUESTS
I'm late, miss!
Hurry up, miss!
WAITRESS
Maybe I'm not quite
GUESTS
Miss!
WAITRESS
Michelangelo
GUESTS
And a bag for my dog
WAITRESS
But I'm not just a waitress
GUESTS
You were great
WAITRESS
I'm a one
GUESTS
But I'm late
WAITRESS
Woman
GUESTS
My check please
My change please
WAITRESS
Show
GUESTS
C'mon please
Lady, let's go
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Ella quits her job as a phone operator to start a new life with her lover Jeff. I know you, your name is Sue
But who am I?
I've gotta find out
At least I'm gonna try
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The peasant girl Ti Moune prays to the gods, anxious to know her purpose. TI MOUNE
A stranger in white
In a car
Going somewhere
Going far…
How it must feel to go racing
Wherever you please
Flying as free as a bird
With his tail in the breeze
Even the fish in the sea
Must be longing to fly
Catching a glimpse of a stranger
In white racing by
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Lily, who is married, flirts with a thief at a nightclub. THE WIFE: (sung)
Friday night down on Houston,
In a spot called Bamboo Jack’s,
Everyone was doin’ the mambo
And drinkin’ Golden Cadillacs.
Sally was there with her Daddy.
But Daddy was in a funk
‘Cause Sally met up with and took a shine
To a hunk from East Podunk.
And Daddy cried, “Hey, Whatcha doin’ watcha doin’?
What’s he got I don’t got?
All I see’s
American cheese.
He’ll melt when you get hot.”
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Julia, a waitress, sings about how she can't wait to get married. (Spoken)
JULIA
Did you see the bride?
She looks so perfect.
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This is sung as the actress Marguerite is giving her final performance before marrying Percy. Listen to me, I have beautiful dreams I can spin you
Dreams to linger within you
Close your eyes and we’ll ride my carousel
I’ll sing you stories of lovers whose love used to fill me
And the lovers who will be
For, you see, love is one thing I do well
Come, let’s believe love can be just as sweet as it seems
Let’s live on dreams!
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Queenie, a showgirl, welcomes guests to a huge promenade. QUEENIE
Hello kids!
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Paula, an ex-dancer whose boyfriend has just left her, refuses to be taken advantage of again. PAULA My built-in female radar only zeroes-in on zeroes
I'm like the actors' fund supporting wanna be Deniros
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Vicki, a very groomed housewife, sings about her cheerful marriage with Harold. VICKI
You gotta love that man
He's like my personal angel
I've always wanted the kind of life
That I've been having as Harold's wife
What a catch I have caught
He would buy me the moon
If the moon could be bought
I'm telling you -
You gotta love that man
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Cal, a magician's assistant, realizes that her career and love life are not working out, so she considers reluctantly returning to West End Avenue. All of your life you wake up to the taxis and the chimes
To the bathroom with the roaches and the breakfast with the Times.
And you subway to school with kids whose folks all live in twenty blocks
In a high-rise rented carton or a co-op brownstone box, with double locks.
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The Mad Hatter raves on about how she wants to rule Wonderland. Well Hello, there, it's me
With how it's gonna be,
Settle down and listen up good.
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A group of prostitutes stands up for themselves against pimps and a gospel group. I've had it up to here
With all these holier-than-thous
Who want to save me from the devils wicked den When all they really want is
What those jokers always want
And when they get we don't see them
Until they want it again
Don't quote me no commandments
Don't preach me no jive
There's only one commandment
Thou shall survive
Maybe I'm a sinner,
but who's gonna cast the first stone?
It's my body and my body
Is nobody's business but my own
Nobody's business but my own
What if I'm a sinner, hey,
I ain't exactly alone
It's my body and my body
Is nobody's business but my own
Nobody's business but my own
All those uptown ladies
Look and dress so fine
They can sell it their way,
Let me sell it mine!
Maybe you don't like it
Maybe you don't like it
But that don't mean nothing because
My body is my business,
My business not yours
I know what I'm doing
And I know who I am
If you got a problem
I don't give a damn (3x)
Ain't no doubt about it
'Cause baby it's written in stone
It's my body not your body
Cuz my body is my business,
My business
Is my business
And nobody's business (4x)
But my own!
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I look at all them pictures in the magazines
Where they show you all the models in designer jeans
All the girls are skinny are their hair is flat
Why would we want to look like that?
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Ella, a chimney sweeper, is magically turned into the movie star Passionella. Look at me I am gorgeous.
I am absolutely gorgeous.
There's this avalanche of beauty in one woman and I'm it.
Ahh.
Oh look at the way all of the parts fit together.
Stunning.
See the way my nose stopped running.
I was positive this creature was there inside here ol' me.
All bottled up waiting to get free.
Now I see the real me.
Look at this, look at that.
Look at those, let me just feel me.
Beautiful, glamorous, radiant, ravishing.
Look at the hair.
Look at this shape.
Look everywhere.
I am such a divine me.
Every studio will sign me.
My cup runneth over.
Whoever saw such a complete wow!
Nobody will say no to me now.
No one, is as, gorgeous, as.
Me-Ahhhhhhh.
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The cabbie Hildy Esterhazy tries to seduce the sailor Chip and brags about her talents. HILDY:
Oh, I can cook, too, on top of the rest,
My seafood's the best in the town.
And I can cook, too.
My fish can't be beat,
My sugar's the sweetest around.
I'm a man's ideal of a perfect meal
Right down to the demi-tasse.
I'm a pot of joy for a hungry boy,
Baby, I'm cookin' with gas.
Oh, I'm a gumdrop,
A sweet lollipop,
A brook trout right out of the brook,
And what's more, baby, I can cook!
Some girls make magazine covers,
Some girls keep house on a dime,
Some girls make wonderful lovers,
But what a lucky find I'm.
I'd make a magazine cover,
I do keep house on a dime,
I make a wonderful lover,
I should be paid overtime!
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Georgie and her friends take pride in their new independence as being the breadwinners of their families. GEORGIE
Who’s got power?
Who’s got juice?
Who’s got the money?
WOMEN
It’s a woman’s world
GEORGIE
Who feels freedom
To let loose
Tonight, honey, honey –
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High school junior Campbell decides to form a cheerleading squad of her own to get back at her rival Eva. CAMPBELL
Gone
My one chance to shine
The friends I called mine
The girl the world will never see
More than replaced
It’s like she’s erased the best of me
I have no choice
I’ve got to take back what she stole
Get back my one moment
Made a vow I was gonna be a cheerleader
Like the Buccaneers in front of me
Now if only I could find a way
To get back into the Nationals
And make her pay!
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When I was very young,
I had a perfect life.
My Pa a perfect husband and my Ma a perfect wife.
And everyday my life went by so perfectly?
I made a perfect plan,
I dreamed some perfect dreams.
But now I look around, my dreams are splitting at the seams!
I made one big decision and now look at me?
When I do something wrong I do it perfectly?
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My big mistake, Roping you in. I got my wish, Now I can't win. I thought once I caught you you'd quit your roamin' But I'm the one who's caught in a world I'm not at home in!
My big mistake, Thinking you'd change. Fancyin' life Home on the range. 'Cause I like days, I'll carefully reckon You live life from second to second Yet just touch me, and there's no other choice I'd make I love my big mistake!
I like days, I'll carefully reckon You live life from second to second Yet just touch me, and there's no other choice I'd make? I love my big mistake!
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Lisa, a homeless woman asks for money.
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Hate me but don't kick my shins. I'm where your kindness begins. Please, folks, do not spend time with me. I won't ask you to treat me like your mother. I'm not asking for sympathy All I'm asking for is change.
Change the government, Kill the mayor. It's not fair how lives evaporate Change the system That made us what we are I don't ask for hugs. Just need money to by more drugs And if you folks pay, I'll go away.
People walk by me with glee. I am what they'll never be. I don't ask you to tip your hat. I don't ask that you notice what I'm wearing. I could care less for things like that. All I'm asking for is change. Change. Change. Change.
Pennies or nickels or dimes We live in perilous times.
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Berthe, Pippin's grandmother, reminds him to worry less and live a little.
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Ruth describes her offbeat, nearly affection-less relationship with her husband.
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No lyrics at this time, if you would like to submit please email [email protected]Watch / Listen
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The tomboy Molly Tobin proclaims her desire to learn to read, write, and find a rich husband.
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You'll see me carried shoulder high, By famous people I've never met, But till I leave the rear, It's from the rear you'll hear, "I ain't down yet." To show that you know, You got to show you know you know!
I'm goan' to move From place to place To find a house With a goldn stair And if that house is red And has a big brass bed I'm liiiivin' there.
You'll see me carried shoulder high, By famous people I've never met, But till I leave the rear, It's from the rear you'll hear, "I ain't down yet."
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Dolores Dante is a waitress who boasts the joys of her job.
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Ella quits her job as a phone operator to start a new life with her lover Jeff.
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I'm going back Where I can be me At the Bonjour Tristesse Brassière Company
They've got a great big switchboard there Where it's just hello, goodbye It may be dull But there I can be just me, myself and I
A little modeling on the side Yes, that's where I'll be At the Bonjour Tristesse Brassière Company
And if anybody asks for Ella, Mella or Mom Tell them that I'm goin' back where I came from To the B.T. Bras-se-ière Company
Goodbye everybody Goodbye Madame Grimaldi Goodbye Junior Mallett Santa Claus is a-hittin' the road
Listen to your mama, mama, mama Eat your spinach baby Eat your spinach baby By the load
La petite bergère restaurant adieu Je ne reviendrai jamais, jamais, jamais C'est tout fini Adieu to you
So, goodbye Max, to your dogs and your cats To the Duke of Windsor and His Duchess
Bye bye Barton and Kitchell and Hastings At last you're out of my clutches
I'll miss you but you'll carry on You'll never know that I've gone
I'm a-going back Where I can be me At the Bonjour Tristesse Brassière Company
And while I'm sitting there I'll hope that I find out Just what Ella Peterson is all about In that Shangri-La of lacy lingerie
A little modeling on the side At the Bonjour Tristesse Brassière Company Send me my mail dere! To the Bonjour Tristesse Company
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The peasant girl Ti Moune prays to the gods, anxious to know her purpose.
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Oh, Gods. Oh, Gods Are you there? What can I do to get you to look down And give in? Oh, Gods. Oh, Gods Hear my prayer I’m here in the field With my feet on the ground And my fate in the air Waiting for life to begin
PEASANTS Ooh la ooh la ooh la ooh la Ooh la ooh la ooh la ooh la
TI MOUNE Mama’s contented and Tonton Accepts what he gets
PEASANTS Ooh la ooh la ooh la ooh la
TI MOUNE Happy for tea in their cups And no holes in their nets
PEASANTS Ooh la ooh la ooh la ooh la
TIMOUNE Happy to have what they have And to stay where they are
PEASANTS Ooh la ooh la ooh la ooh la
TI MOUNE They never even look up At the sound of a car!
A stranger! Racing down the beach Racing to places I was meant to reach My stranger One day you’ll arrive The car will stop And in I’ll hop And off we’ll drive…We’ll drive!
Oh, gods Oh, gods Please, be there Don’t you remember Your little Ti Moune from the tree Wake up! Look down! Hear my prayer Don’t single me out And then forget me…
Oh gods, oh gods Let me fly
PEASANTS Oh oh oh
TIMOUNE Send me to places No one before me has been
PEASANTS Ooh la ooh la ooh la
TI MOUNE You spared my life Show me why
PEASANTS Oh oh oh
TI MOUNE You get me to rise Like a fish to the bait And tell me to wait Well, I’m waiting…
PEASANTS Waiting
TI MOUNE Waiting for Life to Begin!
MEN One small Girl
Girl
WOMEN One small
Waiting for Life to Begin!
MEN One small Girl
WOMEN One small Girl
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Lily, who is married, flirts with a thief at a nightclub.
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And Sally said: “I see what I wanna see. I know what I wanna know. I don’t need you To tell me what’s true If you don’t like it, Daddy, You can blow, blow, blow, blow, blow!”
Saturday night at the same place. They roll up the bamboo rug. Everyone was doin’ the limbo, Except Sally and her Podunk Plug. Seems he took a shine to some chicken Shakin’ her tom-tom-tom. Sally saw that and—guacamole— She exploded like the hydrogen bomb.
She cried, “Hey, hey watcha doin’ watcha doin’? What’s she got that I lack? That chicken is thin And meaner than sin And uglier than Bamboo Jack!”
The Husband/The Band: (sung) And he said!
The Wife: (sung) “I see what I wanna see I know what I wanna know. I don’t need you To tell me what’s true If you don’t like it, baby, You can blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow!
I see what I wanna see I know what I wanna know I don’t need you To tell me what’s true – If you don’t like it baby baby baby baby ba-ba-baby you can blow!”
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Julia, a waitress, sings about how she can't wait to get married.
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HOLLY I know. Don’t you hate her?
JULIA Hate her? She’s so happy!
(Sung) She turns around And she meets his gaze The lights are dim, There’s a smoky haze They share a smile And a secret wave It’s a moment built to save They start to move Across the floor The room is frozen, Wanting more The happy couple on display With nothing standing In their way It’s so romantic I could die Right here and now It’s gonna be that way for us I know somehow Someday when it’s me I’ll know our love Was meant to be Not one single complication Or cause for hesitation Someday when the dream Is coming true All you’ll need is me And all I’ll need is you
(Spoken) HOLLY Julia, take that veil off!
JULIA Okay!
(Sung) They stop and pose For a photograph He jokes around Just to make her laugh The room is full, But they’re all alone They have a language All their own And I’m so jealous I could cry And yet I know It won’t be long Before you say We’re good to go Someday when it’s me I’ll know our love Was meant to be Not one single complication Or cause for hesitation Someday when the dream Is coming true All you’ll need is me And all I’ll need is you I know not every marriage Lasts when things go bad I’ve seen the warning signs I call them “Mom” and “Dad” But soon you’ll take my hand And pledge your love to me Till then I’ll just get married vicariously
JULIA & WOMEN Someday when it’s me I’ll know our love Was meant to be
JULIA Not one single complication Or cause for hesitation Someday when the dream Is coming true
WOMEN Is coming true
JULIA All you’ll need is me
WOMEN All you’ll need is me
JULIA & WOMEN And all I’ll need is you!
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This is sung as the actress Marguerite is giving her final performance before marrying Percy.
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In my dreams such beautiful lovers have found me Storybook lovers surround me Nothing is real, but I’m flying, sighing Where, where, where is my storybook ending? Why does my golden pretending Leave me with nothing to hold but my dreams? Oh, is it only in dreams that we find our ideal love? Are there lovers with real love? If you know how to feel love, show me now Ah, but my prince, if you can’t be as sweet as you seem I’d rather dream
Come and wake me! Come be the love I can hold now Storybook love leaves me cold now Show me the way to stop dreaming There is only one perfect storybook ending That is the end of pretending That is the moment I say, love me now!
Et sur mon manege, l’amour toujours est chantant De mes reves, c’est le commencement Et j’espere une fin heureuse Mais la fin de l’histoire ne vient pas tres doucement Pour l’histoire, il faut faire semblant Certes je n’embrasse que mes reves Seuls mes reves!
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Queenie, a showgirl, welcomes guests to a huge promenade.
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Welcome to my party Glad you stumbled in Welcome to my party (Baby where’s the ice?) Who here’s up for dancin’? Who here’s new? Welcome to my party
(to Dolores) Who the hell invited you?
You’re here because you love me. Don’t I know it? Yeh I know. You’re here because you love me And cuz the booze is cheap And the lowdown’s low.
Welcome to my party. You know what I need Queenie’s up for jazzin’ Queenie’s up for anything Tonight!
I gotta get my engines smokin’ I need it bad and God I need it more I needa lot of friendly strokin’ There ain’t no heaven And there ain’t no hell No turnin’ back Daddy lock the door! Welcome!
The creatures of the night Have come here to play We don’t need the light And we don’t like the day People like us Gotta jazz till we drop Cuz people like us We don’t know when to stop-
I know how to party show ya how it’s done I’ll teach you how to party Where the hell’s my ice? You’ll remember this one Queenie’s guarantee Welcome to my party Wanna get creamed? Wanna get juiced? Wanna get wild? Follow me! Follow me! Follow me!
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Paula, an ex-dancer whose boyfriend has just left her, refuses to be taken advantage of again.
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I've been caught in a trap But it's not gonna happen again
No more Racing toward a heartache Seeking disappointment Chasing after dreams I've trusted more than enough to last me till I die Love's as unreliable as it seems
No more Living for another Craving his approval Giving to extremes I'm through collecting broken promises I've heard them all before I know more now
In my experience with men I've spent a lifetime proving You know a man is lying when you see his lips start moving My women's intuition ought to be recalled Or overhauled
Most men have backbones like a strand of overcooked Linguini You say commitment and they instantly become Houdini When I look back upon the men I've loved I'm thoroughly Appalled
I'm gonna build a wall around my heart A towering fortress made of solid rock Electric fences all around my heart The next guy who hits on me Is in for a shock
I know to let go now And so I solemnly promise
No more!
Seeking disappointments Chasing after dreams With just the two of us now We're better off by far You and I are one of the greatest teams
No more Living for a lover Craving his approval Giving to extremes They say that history repeats itself I'll build my past goodbye No more No more I know more now!
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Vicki, a very groomed housewife, sings about her cheerful marriage with Harold.
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JERRY Why can't you just tell her?
HAROLD She adores me. How do you break the heart of someone you love?
VICKI I really love that man He likes me dressed to the nines I saw two words and then ta-da There's me completely in Prada And I've got the boots that go with the belt That goes with the bag That goes with my wonderful life with Harold You gotta love that man
So he tells me you boys are rollers at the mill. That's wonderful. Of course, I don't actually know what rollers do, but hey, I hardly know what Harold does over there. It's all steel to me.
HAROLD Look at her. She's a piece of Dresden china. She'd break into a million pieces!
VICKI God, I love that man But lately he's working too hard I keep on telling him how we Should take a few weeks in Maui And we'll feel the breeze and sample the poi And go see Don Ho and I'll say "Oh boy, how I love you, Harold" I hit the jackpot with Harry
He's a gem - he's a beaut He looks cute in a suit and he loves me to boot I'm telling you You gotta love that man
Love that man I love that man I love that man!
MEN Love that man You gotta love that man You really gotta love That man
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Cal, a magician's assistant, realizes that her career and love life are not working out, so she considers reluctantly returning to West End Avenue.
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West End Avenue. Babies in carts and poodles barking, West End Avenue. Planning the day around the parking.
You tell yourself, "I will be free." West End Avenue, You won't get me.
All of your life you watch the shrinks and lawyers on parade, Watch the brokers in their worsted and the ad men in their suede. While upstairs a soprano tries to sing the waltz from "La Boheme." And you watch 'em and you listen and you judge and you condemn: You're not like them.
West End Avenue. Delis and laundromats and gay bars, West End Avenue. Only a block away from Zabars.
But you were meant to really fly. West End Avenue, Good bye, good bye.
And then suddenly you're out there on your own. But you forgot that free could also mean alone. And when all that freedom gets too much for you, Ooh, what do you do?
You pack up your boots and blue jeans and your records and your pride, And you tell yourself you ventured and you tell yourself you tried. And it's back to the surly doormen and the canopies you go. And the buses seem to chuckle and the towers seem to crow: "We told you so."
West End Avenue, Find me a golden cage to perch in. West End Avenue, Open your arms to one more urchin Who's crawlin' back to mama's den. West End Avenue, You win again!
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The Mad Hatter raves on about how she wants to rule Wonderland.
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The old Hatter is gone But the Hat must go on Worn by me, is that understood?
So shut up and tow the line, While I redefine How this all will be mine.
I have a dream, It's got a full head of steam!
What is true what is not Can both change in a shot And people, me, I couldn't care less.
'Cause in two seconds flat Livin' under my hat Is the strategy for success.
I will look the other way When you want to play Something more than croquet. You catch my drift? My little personal gift!
I'm the Mad Hatter Come and follow me, this is it. The Mad Hatter, All you gotta do is submit.
And if you don't my friend, Well then in the end, There'll be nothing left to defend. Know what I mean? When you are facing the Queen.
Uppercase, double-spaced Everyone gets a taste, And a brand new leather hat band.
But to participate, Let me reiterate You must first put me in command.
I'm the wonder, understand, Under Wonderland, Put the reigns in my hand. I'll do the rest, As soon as you've acquiesced!
I'm the Mad Hatter Offering a little bit more. The Mad Hatter, Giving you what you're looking for.
I am your best worst case For the choice you face, And the fastest rat in the race! It's me or the queen And her serene guillotine.
There is nothing I won't do, There is nothing too taboo, I will lie, I will cheat, I will track you down And then hit delete tout suite!
So sweetie let me repeat... I'm the Mad Hatter, Lend allegiance while you still can, The Mad Hatter More than just a Hat with a plan.
I am where you belong, The right kind of wrong, And I'll still be going real strong!
The bottom line Is everything will be fine. As all the planets align, It's gonna be so divine. When all of this will be MINE!!
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A group of prostitutes stands up for themselves against pimps and a gospel group.
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We like the fashion don’ts and not the dos We read the comics and I throw away the news Cityfolks laugh at our K-mart clothes But we got our own style and we got out own nose
12 step programs make me yawn But I could 2 step all night long Pink flamingos on my lawn But, don’t call us trailer trash, we live in a mobile home
You can always keep me down on the farm Cause I’ve always like a man with a half tan arm A pickup truck with over-sized tires make me weak in the knees And sets my heart on fire
Cheese fries, wise guys, demolition derbies Stir fries, nice guys do nothing fer me Never cut out gourmet recipes, We prefer the cuisine at the tasty freeze
We like cars with lots of chrome We can make art out of Styrofoam We ain’t got no cellular phone But, don’t call us trailer trash, We live in a mobile home
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Ella, a chimney sweeper, is magically turned into the movie star Passionella.
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The cabbie Hildy Esterhazy tries to seduce the sailor Chip and brags about her talents.
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'Cause I can bake, too, on top of the lot, My oven's the hottest you'll find. Yes, I can roast too, My chickens just ooze, My gravy will lose you your mind. I'm a brand new note On a table d'hote, But just try me? la carte. With a single course You can choke a horse. Baby, you won't know where to start! Oh, I'm an hors d'oeuvre, A jelly preserve, Not in the recipe book, And what's more, baby, I can cook!
Baby, I'm cookin' with gas. Oh, I'm a gumdrop, A sweet lollipop, A brook trout right out of the brook, And what's more, baby, I can cook!
Some girls make wonderful jivers, Some girls can hit a high "C", Some girls make good taxi drivers, But what a genius is me. I'd make a wonderful jiver, I even hit a high "C", I make the best taxi driver, I rate a big Navy "E"!
'Cause I can fry, too, on top of the heap, My Crisco's as deep as a pool. Yes, I can broil, too, My ribs get applause, My lamb chops will cause you to drool. For a candied sweet Or a pickled beet, Step up to my smorgasbord. Walk around until You get your fill. Baby, you won't ever be bored! Oh, I'm a pat? A marron glac? A dish you will wish you had took. And what's more, baby, I can cook!!
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Georgie and her friends take pride in their new independence as being the breadwinners of their families.
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WOMEN It’s a woman’s world
GEORGIE Back at home my libido is asleep Nothing stirring up the batter Now I know all I needed was a heap O’ dancing beefcake on a platter
WOMEN A silver platter!
GEORGIE Let’s get sweaty and Let’s get mean Fire up the burner –
WOMEN It’s a woman’s world
GEORGIE I’ll be president
SUSAN I’ll be queen
JOANIE I’ll be Tina Turner –
WOMEN It’s a woman’s world
GEORGIE ‘Cause tonight
WOMEN Yeah tonight
ALL It’s a woman’s world
GEORGIE Work all day, I come home and he’s all pissed It’s a wallow-in-the-mudfest Now I know all I need to clear the system’s Just a raunchy little studfest
God bless their little G-strings!
All that music and all that beat Who’s feeling funny –
WOMEN It’s a woman’s world
GEORGIE All those men moving All that meat Tonight, honey-honey –
WOMEN It’s a woman’s world
SUSAN I like the chunky little butt On that motorcycle cop I wanna go up there and bite it
GEORGIE You’ll chip a tooth, honey!
JOANIE Or G.I. Joe with the military jock I’d give a hundred bucks to see what’s inside it
SUSAN What’s inside it?
ESTELLE What’s inside it?
ALL Why do they hide it?
All that music and all that beat Making me dizzy It’s a woman’s world All those men moving All that meat
GEORGIE Let’s get busy!
ALL It’s a woman’s world Well it might be the men’s room
GEORGIE Yeah, but tonight –
ALL It’s a woman’s world!
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High school junior Campbell decides to form a cheerleading squad of her own to get back at her rival Eva.
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Nautica! La Cienega! Danielle! Jackson?
COMPANY Jackson! Go Jackson! Go jackson! Go go go Jackson go! Oh… Let everybody know Campbell’s back-
CAMPBELL This is my town! Oh…
COMPANY Oh…. and Eva’s going down! Eva is like the best-coolest- sweetest cheer captain… I’m in love with Eva Oh my god!
Bring it on! Go! Bring it on! Go Campbell! Bring it on! Go Campbell go!
CAMPBELL I’ll take first place and throw it in your face!
COMPANY Rah!
CAMPBELL Think you can beat me? Go ahead c’mon!
COMPANY C’mon! c’mon! c’mon!
CAMPBELL And once I have my squad You’ll feel the wrath of God
COMPANY So let the doubters And the haters And my tears be gone!
CAMPBELL I’m gonna bring it on!
COMPANY My year! My time!
CAMPBELL I’m gonna bring it on!
COMPANY My destiny! Bring it on-
CAMPBELL Gonna bring it on!
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My big mistake, Roping you in. I got my wish, Now I can't win. I thought once I caught you you'd quit your roamin' But I'm the one who's caught in a world I'm not at home in!
My big mistake, Thinking you'd change. Fancyin' life Home on the range. 'Cause I like days, I'll carefully reckon You live life from second to second Yet just touch me, and there's no other choice I'd make I love my big mistake!
I like days, I'll carefully reckon You live life from second to second Yet just touch me, and there's no other choice I'd make? I love my big mistake!
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