Everybody’s Girl

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Song Title : Everybody's Girl

Show Name : Steel Pier

Character Name : Shelby

Gender : Female

Age : Adult

Vocal Part : Mezzo-Soprano

Range : Gb3-B4

Style : Midtempo (Swing)

Mood : Comedic, Sassy/Boisterous

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Context & Lyrics


The emcee Mick uses the vocal talents of Shelby, a former cook, to publicize a marathon.

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SHELBY
A long time ago
A lady whose name was Carmen
Drove a man wild
Until he was out of control

I truly believe
That i am a modern day Carmen
In spite of the fact
I do not habla espanol

That girl was exactly like me
We share this philosophy
Ole, I say

I’m not the type who’s ready
For datin’ someone steady
I’m everybody’s girl

On Sunday night it’s Danny
On Monday, maybe Nanny
I’m everybody’s girl

There’s a point to my behavior
Which is:
Smart girls always share their riches

So, if your heart succumbs
Don’t let it
You’re certain to regret it
All others, come and get it
I’m everybody’s girl.

I could never be a cowhand’s girl

La la la la la la

And you wanna know why?

ALL:
Why?

SHELBY:
I just can’t keep my calves together.

I’m everybody’s girl
Some old greek called Aristotle said it:
If you got it, why not spread it?
So don’t go rattling any sabres
Exerting any labors
Just share me with the neighbors
I’m everybody’s girl

In case your passion rages,
(I’m in the yellow pages)
I’m… Girl.

You won’t be disappointed
I’m also double-jointed
I’m everybody’s girl
Though it leaves a lot of fellas
Cursin’
I’m a person
Needs disbursin’

And so to reaffirm my status
It’s absolutely gratis
To use my apparatus
I’m everybody’s girl

Men and me are like pianos. When they
Get upright, i feel grand!

Everybody’s girl!

 

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