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All you preachers Who delight in panning the dancing teachers, Let me tell you there are a lot of features Of the dance that carry you through The gates of Hea-ven.

It's madness To be always sitting around in sadness, When you could be learning the steps of gladness. You'll be happy when you can do Just six or seven;

Begin to day! You'll find it nice, The quickest way to paradise. When you practice, Here's the thing to do, Simply say as you go...

I'll build a stairway to Paradise With a new step ev'ry day! I'm gonna get there at any price; Stand aside, I'm on my way! I've got the blues And up above it's so fair. Shoes! Go on and carry me there! I'll build a stairway to Paradise With a new step every day.

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Beau and Mame choose to extend their honeymoon.
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Loving you is snow and jasmine
And the the noise of New Year's Eve. Loving you is now and yesterday; Is real and make believe.
Loving you is rain and winter wind
And gazin' at the lazy summer skies. Fireworks reflectin' in your eyes:
Foolish, and improbable, and wise.
And loving you is tart as lemonade
And sweet as April wine. Loving you is
Watchin' all the lovely things in life combined.
In your arms I'm all I wish I were: I'm brave, I'm strong, and I'm true, As long as I can go on livin' loving you.

In your arms, I'm all I wish I were: I'm brave, I'm strong, and I'm true, As long as I can go on living' loving you.

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Love is beautiful, love is swell Love is as sweet as a nut Love is grander than tongue can tell Love is remarkable but
Look at what it did to Romeo It dealt poor Romey an awful blow If love could do that to Romeo What chance have I with love?

Look at what it did to Anthony It made a "mark" out of Anthony If love could do that to Anthony What chance have I with love?

Look at what it did to Samson 'Til he lost his hair he was brave If a haircut could weaken Samson They could murder me with a shave

Louie Number Fifteen, King of France They say he suffered with each romance If love kicked him in the royal pants What chance have I An ordinary guy What chance have I with love?

Look at what it did to Adam From that bite he could not escape If an apple could finish Adam They could knock me off with a grape

Miss Lucrezia Borgia, deep in sin She poisoned her lovers when they dropped in If they wound up with a Mickey Finn What chance have I An ordinary guy What chance have I with love?

Look what love did for Reno It put Reno on the map When a woman goes to Reno It's because some man is a sap

Tommy Manville's love is not returned He sells asbestos and he has learned That with asbestos he still gets burned What chance have I An ordinary guy What chance have I with love?

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Professor Bhaer writes to Jo about his life in New York.
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PROFESSOR BHAER (reads from a letter, spoken): 'And how are you, sir?'

(Sung) She asks how I am. And so: how am I? My days are the usual days. I wake up, I go out. Time goes by.

My days are exactly the days I have lived since arriving here. In fact, how I am is amazed how this comforts me year by year. I work and I eat. Life is muffins and jam. The house is nice and quiet now. That is how I am.

Five years in these rooms reading Hegel and Kant. My mind is devoted to thoughts of the meaning of life. What more could I want? So why is it lately I find I'm uneasy all through the night? And why even now does my skin feel explosive as dynamite? Why does my heart pound like a battering ram? How can she ask me how I am? How I am is fine!

(Begins to write a letter back) 'Dear Miss March, there is nothing dramatic or new to report. This will be short. Morning and evening I live in my usual way. On the day you return you will see for yourself! Tell me, Miss March, are you happy so far From the clang and the beat of our turbulent street? Quite often I think of our days in New York. Though of course since you went I have quite content.'

(Rips the letter up) ACH! I wake up in the morning and all that I hear is the absence of sound. YES! My peace is disturbed but the ruckus is me as my thought run aground. I wanted a life by myself in these rooms. But now all around me another life looms. Who asked her to come and go and to leave me like that? And now she expects me to send her a note? With words, if I spoke, that would stick in my throat! Who asked her to change how I live, how I think, how I am?

She asks how I am. How can I reply? I go through my daily routine. I give lessons, I wait. Time goes by.

Yet lately I find there is pleasure in humming a silly tune. And some days I go to the park and I sit there all afternoon. Some evenings I swear I can hear a door slam. The house is far to quiet now. That is how I am.

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A waiter, who notices that Aaron and Casey are not having a good time, performs a rousing crowdpleaser to lighten the mood.
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WAITER I've made my career as a waiter And my job, well, it never gets old I've seen romances bloom Wild affairs meet their doom Every night, some new sight to behold

Yet I find, as I wait on my tables And serve them their baskets of bread I can't help but think As they pick out a drink Of what I would order instead...

I'd order love Delicious, well-seasoned and rare I'd order love A big enough portion to share Bring me all of the heartache A small side of woe That flavor of longing That I long to know I don't need a menu Just someone to care for my heart Yes, I'd order love There's no better dish to start

I'd order love That's spicy and steaming and hot Oh, I'd order love So juicy - it hits the spot I crave nights full of passion All drizzled with lust Breakfast in bed Is an absolute must Then bring on the marriage But don't top it off with divorce Yes, I'd order love It's the very best second course

I'm tired of always observing Loving couples, all dreamy and sweet For years, I've been patiently waiting When's it gonna be my time to eat? This lack of attention's unnerving I fear that I'm losing my grip

If cupid keeps up this substandard service I'm screwing him out of his tip! He don't get no tip! Big finish!

I'd order love Appetizer, main course and dessert - ball change! Yes, I'd order love Even if it was peppered with hurt 'Cause at least I could savor The way that it feels To not eat alone For each one of my meals

There's a lot on the menu - I'd have something else if I could But I'd order love 'Cause there's nothing else earth That tastes so good! Mmm, it tastes so good Oh so very good So good, so good

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Eileen assures Bob that he has feelings for Ruth.
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It's love, it's love, Well who would have thought it! If this is love, Then why have I fought it?

What a way to feel, I could touch the sky; What a way to feel, I have found my guy!

It's love at last, I've someone to cheer for; It's love at last, I've learned what we're here for!

I've heard it said You'll know it when you see it; Well, I see it, I know it, It's love!

It's love, it's love, Well who would have thought it! If this is love, Then why have I fought it?

What a way to feel, I could touch the sky; What a way to feel, I have found my guy!

It's love at last, I've someone to cheer for; It's love at last, I've learned what we're here for!

I've heard it said You'll know it when you see it; Well, I see it, I know it, I feel it, It's love!

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Johnny falls in love with Molly, and promises to grant her every wish.
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I'll never say no to you, Whatever you say or do, If you ask me to wait for a lifetime. You know I'll gladly wait For a lifetime or two

Just to look at you. I'll smile, when you say "Be Glad," I'll weep if you want me sad. Today is tomorrow If you want it so. I'll stay or I'll go, But I'll never say no...

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It's not where you start, it's where you finish. It's not how you go, it's how you land. A hundred to one shot, you call him a klutz Can out-run the favorite, all he needs is the guts. Your final return will not diminish And you can be the cream of the crop; It's not where you start, it's where you finish, And you're gonna finish on top.

If you start at the top, you're certain to drop, You've got to watch your timing; Better begin by climbing up, up, up the ladder. If you're going to last you can't make it fast, man, Nobody starts a winner, give me a slow beginner, Easy does it, conserve your fine endurance; Easy does it, for that's your life insurance. While you are young,take it rung after rung after rung.

It's not where you start, it's where you finish. It's not how you go, it's how you land. A hundred to one shot, they call him a klutz Can out-run the favorite, all he needs is the guts. Your final return will not diminish And you can be the cream of the crop; It's not where you start, it's where you finish, And you're gonna finish on top.

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After a fight with Lili, Paul admits that he has feelings for her.
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She is soft, she is fair She’s my love She is song, she is prayer She’s my love Though I reach, though I try She is braver than I And is far less of earth than she is of sky

She is moon to my night She’s my love She is sight, sound, and light She’s my love Still the one heart I own Hungers lost and alone For my love’s never known She’s my love

Still the one heart I own Hungers lost and alone For my love’s never known She’s my love

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Mendel makes a clumsy and offbeat marriage proposal to Trina.
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JASON (spoken)
This is how you make a marriage proposal.

MENDEL I love you dear. I think you're swell. You're never near me close enough to tell If I'm delightful or not.

I need your wrist. I praise your thigh. There's not a guy, There's not a piece of paper, There's not a man in pants Who could love you the same as I!

Oftentimes, lovers are crazy people. Sometimes they kill each other. Just like a biblical brother Did to his biblical brother Back in biblical times.

TRINA Biblical times?

MARVIN Biblical times?

MENDEL Uh, biblical times.

Oh, those' biblical times! I love your eyes. I love your face. I want you by my side to take my place If I get sick or detained.

Don't brush your hair, you?re perfect. Don't start to cry. There's not a guy, There's not a horse or zebra, There's not a giant man Who could love you the same as I!

Forget that giant man, He won't love you the same as I! I'm not a giant man, But I'll love you until, Love you until, I die!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vDi8fI0hzc

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H.C. Curry and his sons anticipate the return of his daughter Lizzie.
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HC All right! All right! I’m comin’! I’m comin’! Dang telephone’s getting’ To be a nuisance. Rings sometimes twice a day.

Hello! Yeah, this is HC. Un-huh. What do you mean today? She’s here today? Oh, my god! Well, thanks, Mildred. Thanks for callin’. Boys, I got some good news! Your sister’s comin’ Home early.

NOAH & JIM Yippeeee!

HC Boys, i got some bad news. Your sister’s comin’ Home early.

JIM Huh’

HC She’ll be here directly in five minutes!

NOAH Oh my god!

JIM Now what’s so bad about that? All we gotta do is-

NOAH & JIM Clean up!

HC When lizzie is here The house is full of laughter. When lizzie is here It has a woman’t touch.

When lizzie is here We get together after Our supper is over, Sit in the parlor, Singing together, When lizzie is here. When lizzie is here, I start to recall her maw.

NOAH & JIM And lizzie is comin’ Home!

HC Lizzie is on the way!

HC, NOAH & JIM Lizzie’s arrivin’ Today! Got to get busy!

HC Fix up for lizzie! Lizzie’s comin’’

HC, NOAH & JIM Home!

NOAH When lizzie is here I don’t get indigestion. When lizzie is here My appetite is fine.

When lizzie is here There’s never any question There’s beefsteak with gravy. Hot buttered biscuits, Fresh apple crumble. When lizzie is here. When lizzie is here, I eat’ll i nearly pop!

HC And lizzie is comin’ Home!

JIM Lizzie is on the way!

HC, NOAH & JIM Lizzie’s arrivin’ Today!

NOAH & JIM Got to get busy,

HC Fix up for lizzie,

HC, NOAH & JIM Lizzie’s comin’ Home!

NOAH C’mon, jimmy, get a move on!

JIM I’m tryin’ Noah!

NOAH Well try harder!

JIM When lizzie is here I never feel so gawky. When lizzie is here I start to gettin’ Talky.

She listens for hours, Askin’ Me questions. I know the answers When lizzie is here. When lizzie is here, I kinda forget’ I’m dumb.

HC & NOAH And lizzie is comin’ Home!

JIM Lizzie is on the way!

HC, NOAH & JIM Lizzie’s arrivin’ Today! (hallelujah!) Got to get busy, Fix up for lizzie. Got to get hoppin’! No time for stoppin’! Lizzie’s comin’ ‘ Home!

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Phil has feelings for Ruth, and wants to build a house to share with her.
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There's no reason in the world Why you should even look at anyone like me; But I'm so glad you did, So very glad you did, Although I don't know what there was to see.
And there's no reason in the world For you to be here now And watch the days go by; But I'm so glad you are, So very glad you are, Although I must admit I don't see why.
For there are wiser men and younger men, I wouldn't blame you if you walked away; But I feel wiser now and younger now And so with all my heart I ask you, "Stay."
For we have so much more to see And so much more to say And so much more to do; I think you ought to know If I never let you go, That I'd have ev'ry reason in the world, You!

For I feel suddenly alive, Aware that I've been touched By something warm and new; I think you ought to know If I never let you go, That I'd have ev'ry reason in the world, You!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xrGA4DNdr0

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Ella and Jeff flirt and dance together at a party that Jeff is hosting.
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Just in time I found you just in time Before you came my time Was running low
I was lost The losing dice were tossed My bridges all were crossed Nowhere to go

Now you're here And now I know just where I'm going No more doubt or fear 'Cause I found my way

For love came just in time You found me just in time And saved my lonely life That lovely day...

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Charlie Brown arduously tries to get his kite to fly.
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Little more speed, little more rope, Little more wind, little more hope, Gotta get this stupid kite to fly. Gotta make sure it doesn't snag Doesn't droop, doesn't drag Gotta watch out for ev'ry little- whoops!
Little less speed, little more tack, Little less rise, little more slack, Gotta keep my wits about me now. Gotta make sure it doesn't get the best of me Till I get it in the air somehow.
Millions of little kids do it ev'ry day They make a kite and-"poof"- it's in the sky. Leave it to me to have the one fool kite Who likes to see a little kid cry.
Little less talk, little more skill, Little less luck, little more will, Gotta face this fella eye to eye. Now that I've seen you chasing moles, Climbing trees, digging holes, Catching your string on everything passing by Why not fly?
Wait a minute, What's it doing? It isn't on the ground. It isn't in a tree. It's in the air!
Look at at that. It's caught the breeze now, It's past the trees now With room to spare...
Oh- What a beautiful sight. And I'm not such a clumsy guy. If I really try I can really Fly a ki-

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The residents of Three Point withstand a massive heat wave.
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FILE Overhead the sun is shining Not a cloud across the sky Not a sign on the horizon And it's gonna be another hot day

WOMAN Yes, it's gonna be another hot day

FILE Underneath, the earth is burning Crops is bad and land is dry Still the sun Keeps on returnin? And it's gonna be another hot day

MAN Yes, it's gonna be another hot day

ALL When the rain comes

MEN What a day that'll be, what a revelation

ALL When the rain comes

WOMEN Such a sight, can't you see, such a celebration

FILE And the whole darn town Will pour into the street To feel it streaming down

WOMEN When the rain comes

MEN When the rain comes

WOMEN When the rain comes

MEN When the rain comes

WOMEN When the rain comes

MEN When the rain comes

ALL When the rain comes

FILE Overhead, the sun is shining Not a cloud across the sky

MAN Not a sign on the horizon

MEN And it's gonna be another hot day

WOMEN Yes, it's gonna be another hot day

FILE Yes, it's gonna be another, gonna be another scorcher, today

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Johnny and Molly have reunited and resolve to live in the Rocky Mountains.
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Lieutenant Frank Cioffi confides in Niki, an ingénue, about him being married to his job.
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CIOFFI (spoken)
Detectives have no opening night, Miss Harris. We make our entrance after the curtain has fallen on someone else’s life.

NIKI (spoken) It isn’t wrong to be married to one’s work, is it?

CIOFFI Uh, no. No, not at all. Sometimes it’s no Honeymoon. I love my job I really do And if I say so myself I’m good at it too I catch the bad guys Well, most of the time So it’s a good life A perfectly good life Not exactly sublime

When I’ve finished my work And I crawl into bed I reflect as I turn out the lights That the day that’s to come And the week that’s ahead will be Lunch counter mornings And coffee shop nights

Lunch counter mornings And coffee shop nights

NIKI (spoken) Well, it’s reassuring to have such a dependable schedule, like matinees every Wednesday.

CIOFFI (spoken) Or Brisket and broad beans each Thursday.

NIKI (spoken) With your friends

CIOFFI With, uh, yeah, well… I like my pals The guys on the force We’re not very social They’re all married of course

Sometime we go bowling Or have a few beers So it’s a fine life A perfectly fine like I’d give it two cheers

‘Cuz sometimes I think At the end of the day When I’ve read the last burglar his rights That the life that I lead Is a little bit grey With its lunch counter mornings And coffee shop nights

Lunch counter mornings And coffee shop nights

NIKI (spoken) But your acting roles. Well, don’t they make for a change?

CIOFFI (spoken) Oh, Miss Harris, each year from May 23rd to the 12th of June, When I turn my life over to the Swallow Street Players, that’s more than a vacation for me. It’s an overture of hope. It’s the curtain rising on the greatest joy of my life. (singing) But the rest of the year The life that I lead That’s a little bit grey There are plenty of low days And not many highs Mostly lunch counter mornings And coffee shop nights

CIOFFI (spoken) I don’t mean to sound forward, but might I walk you home?

NIKI (spoken) Oh, I’d be delighted, but you said we’re not allowed to leave.

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Toddy, a nightclub performer, boasts about Parisian nightlife.
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Nowhere I know, no matter where I go Seduces men like Paris does, en masse. The streets of Pigalle, the bars of Les Halles, The brass'ries and cafes at Montparnasse.
The cabarets and bistros where the writer or artiste goes Are as much a part of Paris as La Tour Eiffel! The rest'rants for purists The nightclubs for the tourists, We have those in abundance as well!
Paree can be a dangerous affair. She offers far more follies than The Follies Bergeres! For sheer sophistication, plus some higher education, The smarter set can't wait to step this way.
For here at Club "Chez Lui" As you're all about to see, We'll tell you straight why Gay Paree is gay.
Paris by night... Paree la nuit, Seduces us in ways we don't expect to be. She has magic from which ev'n a Houdini can't be free 'Cause Paris by night has mystery That's haunted us and taunted us through history. Shady secrets she is all too aware we long to share.
That's why it is, I guess, we all adore her And hunger to explore her hidden charms. She fools us all because she's so capricious, But nothing's more delicious than to sleep in her arms.
For Paris by night's the only way To realize that all in all it's night time not the day That sets her apart, wins ev'ry heart, And makes all our dreams take flight. There's no dream you can't find in Paris... Paree by night!
That's why it is, I guess, we all adore her And hunger to explore her hidden charms She fools us all because she's so capricious But nothing's more delicious than to sleep in her arms
But Paris by night you can't condemn; They say she's really at her best from two to six a.m.! C'est vrais, she's sublime! Nighttime's the time When all of our dreams take flight There's no dream you can't find in Paris, Paree by night!

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Sir and Cocky bask in the joys in living in the “driver’s seat” of life.
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The second I saw it, I knew. I said to myself: "Aha!" I could tell at a glance That it wasn't by chance That we happened to be where we are.

From the moment I woke with the lark, We were both of us singing away, And the sky was so blue I instinctively knew We were in for a wonderful day.

As I told you before When I saw what I saw, I was terribly tempted to say:

On a wonderful day like today, I defy any cloud to appear in the sky, Dare any raindrop to plop in my eye On a wonderful day like today.

On a wonderful morning like this When the sun is as big as a yellow balloon; Even the sparrows are signing in tune On a wonderful morning like this.

On a morning like this I could kiss ev'rybody, I'm so full of love and good will. Let me say furthermore, I'd adore ev'rybody To come and dine -- the pleasure's mine -- And I will play the bill!

May I take this occasion to say That the whole human race Should go down on its knees, Show that we're grateful For mornings like these For the world's in a wonderful way On a wonderful day like today.

On a wonderful day like today When the sky is as grey as an elephant's's nose, Half of me's freezing - the other half's froze! On a wonderful day like today - I'm only joking!

May I take this occasion to pray For a little less cold and a little more heat. Even the sparrows are stamping their feet; If they spoke I know just what they'd say! On a wonderful day like today.

On a wonderful day ... Yes, Sir, what did you say? A fantabulous day! Don't get carried away. On a wonderful day like today!

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Dr. Taylor, a small town physician, hopes that his college-aged son Joe will eventually marry his girlfriend Jenny.
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A fellow needs a girl to sit by his side,
At the end of a weary day. To sit by his side and listen to him talk
And agree with the things he'll say. A fellow needs a girl to hold in his arms
When the rest of the world goes wrong, To hold in his arms and know that she believes
That her fellow is wise and strong.

When things go right, And his job's well done, He wants to share The prize he's won. If no one shares and no one cares, Where is the fun of a job well done? Or a prize you've won?

A fellow needs a home, His own kind of home, But to make this dream come true, A fellow needs a girl, His own kind of girl, My kind of girl is you.

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Georges, who owns La Cage aux Folles, teaches the drag queen Albin to become less flamboyant.
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GEORGES I want you to pick up that piece of toast like a man!
Think of this as Masculine toast and Masculine butter, Ready for spreading by a Masculine hand. Pick up that knife and make believe it's a machete. It'll take all your strength and steady nerves For hacking your way through the cherry preserves.
Think of John Wayne, and Jean Paul Belmondo. Think of the Legionnaires and Charlemagne's men. So like a stevedore you grab your cup And if God forbid that your pinky pops up, You can climb back up the mountain once again.
Have you got that?
ALBIN I think so!
GEORGES Don't think so! You're a man!
ALBIN I'm a man!
RENAUD You're a man!
ALBIN I'm a man!
MME. RENAUD You're a man!
ALBIN I said I'm a man.
MME. RENAUD Oh, Albin
GEORGES About that voice of yours. Grunt like an ape, and growl like a tiger. Give us a roaring, snorting masculine laugh!
ALBIN Ah ah ah ah ah ah!
GEORGES Try to remember that John Wayne was not soprano. Try making it rough and gruff and low.
ALBIN Ha Ha!
GEORGES Try more of John Wayne and less Brigitte Bardodt!
RENAUD Think of De Gaulle and pick up Rasputin.
MME. RENAUD Think like you're Daniel marching into the den.
GEORGES While trying to join the burly brutes, If you forget that your nylons are under your boots
GEORGES, RENAUD, MME. RENAUD, & FRANCIS You can climb back up the mountain once again...
ALL Think Ghengis Kan (Think!) and think Taras Bulba (Think!) (Think! Think! Think!) Think of Atilla's Huns and Robin Hood's men. (Hup! Hup!)
Try not to weaken or collapse; If they discover the petticoat under your chaps You can climb back up the mountain once again. Woah! Yeah!

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Major Bouvier tells his granddaughter Edie the best way to preserve their family’s legacy.
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MAJOR BOUVIER (spoken) Forgive me, ladies, but we live in perilous times. If you want to anchor your self in a uncertain world you have only one recourse:

(sung) With your eye on the ball and your feet on the fairway- Hit it high little girls, marry well!

MAN Four!

MAJOR BOUVIER Every point under par is a leg up the stairway To the sky little girls, marry well. Find a staunch young patrician, Republican! With the blood and the brains to excel! Like the fine strapping lad your late grandmama had Meaning I, little girls, marry well.

Ridiculous woman my daughter Edith Flying at the face of every good solid value I ever tried to instill in her God knows I've tried to teach her tried to teach all of my brood-

EDIE &MAJOR BOUVIER(spoken) The hallmark of aristocracy is responsibility

MAJOR BOUVIER Edie, oh ho ho, the last hope of the great Bouvier clan.

EDIE Oh, honestly!

BROOK But Major Bouvier, the time!

MAJOR BOUVIER Oh alright, alright, I'm coming. Company, fall in! Ten hut!

EDIE Chair the ball for the blind

LEE Treat your church to a steeple

ALL When in doubt, little girls, marry well!

LEE Bail the met out of debt

JACKIE Leave your art to the people.

ALL And the crowd will fall under your spell!

MAJOR BOUVIER But an unmarried lassie who's fast and loose, is a moose in a herd of gazelle!

ALL POW

MAJOR BOUVIER Don't be picked off the pack With your head on a plaque! Do me proud, little girls

ALL Marry well

MAJOR BOUVIER It's your future that counts They say greatness always skips a generation So now its up to you to burnish the family crest And remember girls- this crest of our french royal providence It took a while for it We paid a pile for it So go end up spinsters and diletants! The name Bouvier will surpass all others All of your uncles, aunts-

EDITH Oh Ah Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

MAJOR BOUVIER And mothers

LEE Picture Lee in Milan with a prince and a villa.

MAJOR BOUVIER Sally forth, little girl! Very nice.

JACKIE Jackie B. in Paris, simply bathes in chinchilla

EDIE As for me, Joe will more than suffice!

MAJOR BOUVIER Good girl! With a grandfather's blessing, I wish you love! Someone there when your hair goes to gray, and I'll strut in my spats down the isle of Saint Pat's!

BROOKS Marry high!

EDIE Marry proud!

JACKIE & LEE Nouveau riche ain't allowed!

BROOKS Upper class!

LEE Upper Crust!

JACKIE Standard Oil and Morgan Trust!

EDIE Marry young!

BROOKS Marry chaste!

MAJOR BOUVIER Or if not, then in haste-

ALL Marry well, and you're well on your way!

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The sports instructor Nick sings about his free-spirited and athletic wife, Pam.
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After Lawrence takes Christine to the train station, he develops feelings for her.
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Love sneaks in When everything seems quiet, Sets the bait And like a fool you buy it.
Your famous self-possession's Vanished from your repertoire- This is what can happen when you Leave the door ajar...
And love sneaks in And whispers to you sweetly Silly words that change your life completely.
You're fumbling in the dark. The master's now the mark. You're out of luck If love sneaks in on you.
The player has been nicely played The mocker's now the mocked- That's what tends to happen when You leave yourself unlocked.
And love sneaks through The usual defenses. The sighs, the smirks The state the old pretenses.
What's gone is what you were. What's left is all a blur. You're stung, you're stuck For love snuck in with her.

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The pianist Dallas is headlining at New York City's Café Elysian.
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Before their wedding, Fabrizio relieves Clara of all her fears and doubts.
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The day we meet, The way you lean against the wind, And do not know that you are beautiful, Or that anyone is watching you, This is what I see.
And I notice how you hunger for surprise, And do not think that you are tall enough, Like you’re standing on a mountainside alone, This is what I see.
Ohhh… You’re not alone.
Now I see as I have never seen before. Since that moment in the square, When you’re hat is carried in the air, Just so you can chase it, Just so I can be there, This is how I know, This is what I see, This is love to me.

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Schroeder, a virtuoso pianist, celebrates Beethoven's birthday.
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SCHROEDER Call the principal,and hand him the news We've got a holiday that he can't refuse. A day of harmony, a day of music: Beethoven's birthday!
SALLY Beethoven Day?
SCHROEDER A reverential mission
LINUS Beethoven Day?
SCHROEDER The hope of each musician No more am I the only guy To stand up and say: Hooray, Beethoven, Hooray!
CHARLIE BROWN Beethoven Day?
LINUS (spoken) Yes. As in Ludwig van Beethoven, composer. Born 1770, died 1827. The eldest of three sons, Ludwig's mother was the daughter of the chief overseer of the kitchen...
LUCY (spoken) Whatever... Schroeder, I just want you to know that I'm on your side. I want to help, publicity-wise, with Beethoven's Birthday.
SCHROEDER (spoken) Thank you for your support, but I just don't want to see Beethoven's birthday commercialized.
LUCY (spoken) Commercialized?
SCHROEDER (spoken) Yes. The next thing you know they'll be selling Beethoven sweatshirts.
SNOOPY(spoken) Beethoven Day.
SCHROEDER If you're wondering, "Now, how do we start?" Just blow the music til you know it by heart! We're gonna celebrate We'll throw a party Beethoven's Birthday!
OTHERS Beethoven Day!
SCHROEDER And when you say the title...
OTHERS Beethoven Day!
SCHROEDER You hear a great recital The right of every boy and girl To stand up and say:
OTHERS Hooray, Beethoven, Hooray!
SCHROEDER Beethoven Day
[OTHERS] Beethoven Day Beethoven Day
SCHROEDER Beethoven Day
OTHERS Beethoven Day Beethoven Day
SCHROEDER Beethoven Day
OTHERS Beethoven Day
SCHROEDER Beethoven Day
OTHERS Beethoven Day
SCHROEDER Beethoven Day- hey, hey, hey!
OTHERS Beethoven Day!
SCHROEDER A philharmonic rumble
OTHERS Beethoven Day!
SCHROEDER A polyphonic jumble A humble dedication as we Stand up and say:
ALL Hooray, Beethoven, Hooray!
LUCY (spoken) I got it! We'll demand full-Page ads in every newspaper!
LINUS (spoken) We'll start a chain or Beethoven superstores!
SALLY (spoken) We'll build a Beethoven theme park!
CHARLIE BROWN (spoken) We could have a bake sale!
SCHROEDER Wait! That's too commercial! Let's imagine it. That glorious hour Filled with emotion, yet inspired with power When we all honor the man we adore On the day we place The newest face on Mount Rushmore!
OTHERS Mount Rushmore. Beethoven Day!
SCHROEDER A moment of reflection
OTHERS Beethoven Day!
SCHROEDER A classical injection! So facing this direction We begin it today A musical collection everybody can play The right of every boy and girl To stand up and say:
Hooray, Beethoven! Hooray!
OTHERS Beethoven hooray! It's Beethoven Day A time for celebrating Beethoven way La la la la La la la la La la la la la
ALL Hooray!

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The Minstrel introduces the story of "The Princess and the Pea."
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Many moons ago in a far-off place Lived a handsome prince with a gloomy face For he did not have a bride.
Oh, he sighed "Alas". And he pined, Alas, But, alas, the prince couldn't find a lass Who would suit his mother's pride.
For a princess is a delicate thing, Delicate and dainty as a dragonfly's wing. You can recognize a lady by her elegant air But a genuine princess is exceedingly rare.
On stormy night to the castle door Came the lass the prince had been waiting for: "I'm a princess lost," quoth she. But the queen was cool and remained aloof and she said, "Perhaps, but we'll need some proof; I'll prepare a test and see."
(spoken) "I will test her thus," The old queen said, "I'll put twenty downy mattresses upon her bed, And beneath those twenty mattresses I'll place one tiny pea. If that pea disturbs her slumber Then a true princess is she!"
Now, the bed was soft, and extremely tall But the dainty lass didn't sleep at all, And she told them so next day. Said the queen, "My dear, if you felt that pea Then we've proof enough of your royalty. Let the wedding music play!" And the people shouted quietly

ALL (quietly) "Hooray!"

MINSTREL For a princess is a delicate thing, Delicate and dainty as a dragonfly's wing. You can recognize a lady by her elegant air, But a genuine princess is exceedingly rare!

(spoken) There are many versions of this story. I sing them all. This is the prettiest, but it's not quite accurate. I happen to know the true story of "The Princess and the Pea", For the very good reason that I was there. It was a small kingdom, ruled over by a talkative Queen and a mute King. And the princess in the true story was not the only girl put to the test. Actually, she was one of 13 girls? girls who came to the castle hoping To wed the Prince, but who, for one reason or another, were found to be unsuitable.

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Kleban writes music while staying in a mental hospital after suffering from a breakdown.
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Archibald reads a bedtime story to Colin.
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Now let's see, Colin, when we left off last night The hideous dragon had carried the maid to his cave by moonlight He gnashed his teeth and breathed his fire The earth quaked and we trembled in fear.

I said someone must save this sweet raven haired maiden Though surely the cost will be steep So we lads all drew lots, our insides tied in knots And I won and the rest went to sleep

So I picked up my staff And I followed the trail of his smoke to the mouth of the cave And I bid him come out, yea forsooth, I did shout Ye fool dragon be gone or behave

And then under my breath I uttered a charm, said To make the worst fiend become kind Knaves and knights of dire plights now diminish his sights And it worked and the dragon went blind

And he charged off the cliff Howling mad and he died And the maiden accepted my ring And then you came along And were brave, bold and strong And in thanks every night now I sing

Race you to the top of the morning Come sit on my shoulders and ride Run and hide, I'll come and find you Climb hills to remind you I love you, my boy at my side

Now another foul dragon's appeared, I must leave you He's scorching our land with his breath From his lair, this one taunts me he dares me, he haunts me Once again, we must fight to the death

Would to God I could stay and instead slay your dragon This beast who sits hunched on your back Would God I could wrench him away from your bed Or cut off or tear off his terrible head Or breathe out my fire on him 'til he was dead Or beg him to spare you and take me instead

As it is, I must leave you in care of my brother The wizard who lives on the hill Who has promised his art will soon pierce through the heart Of this dragon that's keeping you ill

And I know that your mother, God bless her Would want you to do as he says and grow strong And you know that as soon as I can I'll return So be brave son and know that I long

To race you to the top of the morning Come sit on my shoulders and ride Run and hide, I'll come and find you Climb hills to remind you, I love you I love you, my boy at my side!

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View LyricsNo lyrics at this time, if you would like to submit please email [email protected]

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Anthony Palazzo describes how a mason's work lasts even after he is gone.
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He builds a house With his hands Thirty years go by It stands It stands where nothing stood A house of stone The mason sleeps real good
He does his work His workday flies Quittin' time's a big surprise And then it's one more stone To get just right It's always one more stone Before the night
Every house he builds Every stone he lays It's not just makin' money And countin' off the days
He builds a house With his hands A hundred years go by It stands It tells you who he was A life goes fast But the work a mason does It's made to last
The work a mason does It's made to last

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I haven't got a great big yacht But I'm contented with my lot I've got one thing much more beautiful and grand

I do not own a racing horse But that don't fill me with remorse I possess the greatest show piece in the land So come with me and wander To a lovely spot out yonder

In the Flower Garden of my heart I've got violets as blue as your eyes I've got dainty narcissus as sweet as my missus And lilies as pure as the sky

In the Flower Garden of my heart I've roses as red as your mouth Just to keep our love holy I've got gladioli And sunflowers fresh from the south But you are the artist and love is the art In the flower garden of my heart

GLADYS In the flower garden of my heart I've got lilacs and dainty sweet peas You will look like sweet Willium And smell like a trillium Surrounded by fond bumblebees But you are the pastry And I am the tart In the flower garden of heart

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I don't want to stand On the stage with a sword. I went to a pantomime once. I was bored.
I'm not a poetical sort of a person like you. When I need a poem, The streets and the gutters will do.

There's Tommy Flanagan Who lights the gas lamps- A hundred ninety lamps In Phoenix park alone. He's done it drunk For over fifty-seven years In Dublin!

And down on Henry street is Mad John Maher- Old ramblin' Johnny with a face like hammered meat! But Johnny's singin' brings a Dublin man to tears.

I don't know The words to tell you how it feels Or how to put it in a rhyme, But if you come with me you'll know

How the lamps in the park Look like god in the dark As they glow On the streets of Dublin

The dealers hawkin' and the dockers yellin' The buskers bangin' and the ragmen ringin' bells, And there's Maureen whose door is always open for All Dublin!

And Tony Kiely with his racing pigeons. It's like religon how he lives to fly those birds- He swears they travel for a hundred miles or more.

I don't know The kind of words that you might say But I can put it my own way, And if you come with me you'll know That those birds on the wing Are a beautiful thing As they blow Through the streets of Dublin

And there's music like nothin' you've heard If you know the right jukebox to play! There are glasses to raise in the praise Of survivin' the day...

Down where Miss Kitty Farrelly is pourin' whiskey And Frankie Donahughe is lighting her cigar. A smokey den where workin' men don't bring the wife...

It's the laughter of fellas with stories to tell, Men who love to get drunk and raise true fuckin' hell! Ah, you come out with me and you'll see what you're missin' in life

On the Streets of Dublin On the Streets of Dublin On the Streets of Dublin On the Streets of Dublin

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Danny, a university junior, proposes to his pregnant girlfriend Lizzie.
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As I leave my single life behind Thoughts are kind of spinning in my mind
First I think about you Then I think about me loving you Then I think about you and me
Deciding we could be one
It's crazy I know,
I wrestled with my pillow all last night And I look at you
And I know I chose right
Life's a very long road And the crossroads come up
Right away And it's so hard to know which way to go
When you've barely begun
And Oh, the road you leave behind
Can shine so bright And I look at you
And I know I chose right
Now maybe we don't mean that much
You and I And maybe our balloon will never fly And maybe no one cares if we let things go by And maybe doesn't matter if we live or die
But if I'm making promises to you today I wanna know I'll keep them all the way So if I've not been good at meaning what I say It's time now to try
So I think about you
And I think about me loving you Then I think of my friends who'll say they're in love
When they're just havin' fun
But I say no no no
If I am gonna love its with all my might And I will be true,
I will follow this through
And I look at you And I know I chose right

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I am dejected, I am depressed, Yet resurrected And sailing the crest. Why this elation, Mixed with deflation? What explanation? I am in love!
Such conflicting questions ride Around in my brain, Should I order cyanide Or order champagne? Oh, what is this sudden jolt? I feel like a frighten'd colt Just hit by a thunderbolt, I am in love!
I knew the odds Were against me before, I had no flair For flaming desire, But since the gods Gave me you to adore, I may lose But I refuse to fight the-fire!
So come and enlighten my days And never depart. You only can brighten the blaze That burs in my heart,
For I am wildly in love with you, And so in need of A stampede of Love!

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All you preachers Who delight in panning the dancing teachers, Let me tell you there are a lot of features Of the dance that carry you through The gates of Hea-ven.

It's madness To be always sitting around in sadness, When you could be learning the steps of gladness. You'll be happy when you can do Just six or seven;

Begin to day! You'll find it nice, The quickest way to paradise. When you practice, Here's the thing to do, Simply say as you go...

I'll build a stairway to Paradise With a new step ev'ry day! I'm gonna get there at any price; Stand aside, I'm on my way! I've got the blues And up above it's so fair. Shoes! Go on and carry me there! I'll build a stairway to Paradise With a new step every day.

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