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12 Things Politicians Would Be Allowed To Say If They Were Actually Talking About Theatre

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theatre nerds

…Because we’re a hard working tech crew and this set won’t build itself.

 2.

theatre nerds

…Because they were from harsh theatre critics.

3.

12 Things Politicians Would Be Allowed To Say If They Were Actually talking About Theatre

Said every actor who ever refused makeup.

4.

12 Things Politicians Would Be Allowed To Say If They Were Actually talking About Theatre

…He’s writing his own version of West Side Story, but instead of casting Puerto Ricans… he’s casting Mexicans.

5.

12 Things Politicians Would Be Allowed To Say If They Were Actually talking About Theatre

Every good script gets a revival performance.

6.

12 Things Politicians Would Be Allowed To Say If They Were Actually talking About Theatre

Because I work for a non-profit theater and we’re tax exempt.

7.

12 Things Politicians Would Be Allowed To Say If They Were Actually talking About Theatre

…Which is okay, because we’re working on a modernized adaptation of Oedipus Rex.

8.

12 Things Politicians Would Be Allowed To Say If They Were Actually talking About Theatre

…the half that leaves the theater before curtain call is over.

9.

12 Things Politicians Would Be Allowed To Say If They Were Actually talking About Theatre

He’s a method actor getting ready for really challenging role.

10.

12 Things Politicians Would Be Allowed To Say If They Were Actually talking About Theatre

It’s the first day off-book and Gary just needed a line call.

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theatre nerds

…Because they’re working on hitting their cues faster.

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Sometimes… it’s just better to send in the understudies.

What are some other things politicians would be allowed to say if they were actually talking about theatre? Leave a reply below…

Written by Eric Eidson

Eric is a playwright, director, actor, and theatre educator from Aurora, CO. He received his BA in Acting and Theatre Education, and is currently an MFA candidate at the Playwright's Lab at Hollins University. (Hi Mom!)

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